Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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All right, now what the hell do I do? Daddy brought dinner over and told me about a dance that the gals in His office were learning. It's to the Mary J. Blige song, "Just Fine." It's a lil tricky, nothing I can't handle (after several drinks and a lot of practice). So, He says, "You think you can learn to do this?" I said, "If You're throwing down the glove, Baby, consider the gaunlet tossed. It's on." He smiled at me all big and said, "Here are the steps written out on paper and there's a site where you can see them break it down. I'll take the paper tomorrow." I gave Him a wink and my neighbor came over and watched it on the computer and said, "Fuck that, I'm way too white to get all the steps right." I looked at her and said, "Why you gotta go throwing the white girl thing up in here? I'm white, but I can dance." Daddy hugged me and said, "That's because you got a lotta black in you, too." I laughed and said, "Haven't had any black in me tonight, Big Daddy." He laughed and my neighbor rolled her eyes. Anyway, I now have less than a week to learn this crazy dance and learn it well. Time to channel in my inner dancing queen...
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