sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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A true "holly" move: As usual, i took a bunch of stuff to my best friends house in prep for THanksgiving...cases of soda, a few desserts i already made, etc. My arms were totally loaded so i knocked by kicking the door. I knew the kids were home, but was not sure about their mom. I was standing outside freezing, so i bellowed "Would you guys hurry up? My lace thong is making my butt itch and i can't scratch it!!!" I waited a few more seconds and yelled "Open the door for Aunt Scratch Ass!!!" The door opened and i plowed in. There, sitting at the dining room table, was our new Pastor, his wife, and their two children.
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PICKED UPON TECHNO-DOLT MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat::::: BOOT WHORE VAA/S FAN GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy) CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)
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