Aylee
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(To the tune of The Chipmunk Song) Oh, nicotine, I need it bad Cigarettes, they are the best I just quit, but that can't last Oh, nicotine, I need you fast I want a case of Winston Gold Or maybe a little gold that's old I can hardly stand it, please Bring me cigarettes (Spoken) Andria, the surgeon general says that smoking is bad for your health. I want you to quit now. ANDRIA! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE IN THE HOUSE! ANDRIA! Oh, nicotine, I need it bad Cigarettes, they are the best I just quit, but that can't last Oh, nicotine, I need it fast I just quit, but that can't last I want a case of Winston Gold Or maybe a little gold that's old I can hardly stand it, please Bring me cigarettes (Fade out, beginning with a young woman saying "The surgeon general's full of bullcrap! Smoking won't hurt you!" and ending with a hacking, wheezing cough.)
< Message edited by Aylee -- 12/17/2008 6:08:31 PM >
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.
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