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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:21:16 PM   
Daddysredhead


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*waves at Kyttyn* 

*and her bewbies* 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:21:50 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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I hate that black chick on that Orajel commercial that talks about her toothache being worse than labor pains.  Her voice is all nasally and it made my skin crawl so bad that I just feel all icky!  -shudders-


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:23:10 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:25:23 PM   
persephonee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

(blame Red)

I hate that black chick on that Orajel commercial that talks about her toothache being worse than labor pains.  Her voice is all nasally and it made my skin crawl so bad that I just feel all icky!  -shudders-



omg...youre a hoot....srrsly...i think i tinkled just a little bit.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:26:25 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:26:40 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

*fairly certain 'blessyourheart' is code for sumpthin else....*


Kyttyn knows that this is indeed the First Rule in the Manual of Being Raised Southern, I'm certain.

You can say anything about anybody, no matter how evil, as long as you "bless them."  It just kinda takes the edge off... like an epidural.

However, if you are a transplant to the South (like you lived up north, in NY or CT or some other gawd-awful place), this rule does not apply because you are not twuely Southern.  You're just some wannabe Margaret Mitchell character.

Right, Kyttyn? 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:28:58 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Perse, I just have a...thing about nasally voices.  I just wanna smack her and tell her to blow her nose.  Either that, or I sit on her chest and use a fricken baby snot sucker on her.


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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:29:55 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:30:56 PM   
Daddysredhead


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What ogling? 

Why you blaming me, Kyttyn?  What did I do?  I'm the one dying here while the Grim Reaper (aka Perse) is looming over me like a ghoul... 

*sobs, but not too much because I will start hacking again*  


Linea... help me here.  Bless your heart. 

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:32:05 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

*fairly certain 'blessyourheart' is code for sumpthin else....*


Kyttyn knows that this is indeed the First Rule in the Manual of Being Raised Southern, I'm certain.

You can say anything about anybody, no matter how evil, as long as you "bless them."  It just kinda takes the edge off... like an epidural.

However, if you are a transplant to the South (like you lived up north, in NY or CT or some other gawd-awful place), this rule does not apply because you are not twuely Southern.  You're just some wannabe Margaret Mitchell character.

Right, Kyttyn? 


Its so true...erm twue.  I have seen women look at babys in strollers and say things like "Lawd, that child is uglier than home made soap, bless his heart." and instead of gettin all huffed up, the Mamas just smile sweetly and giggle and walk away. 


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Hibbie's Hottie

The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:32:56 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

But I can use it because I can speak like a true Suth-rener, right Red??


You, Linea, can do anything.  Just because I luzz you dat much.  And we're both inherently evil.  And it's good to know I'm not alone.



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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:34:24 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*waves night-night to Kyttyn's bewbies and leans back from the screen*

What ogling? 

Why you blaming me, Kyttyn?  What did I do?  I'm the one dying here while the Grim Reaper (aka Perse) is looming over me like a ghoul... 

*sobs, but not too much because I will start hacking again*  


Linea... help me here.  Bless your heart. 


I'm right here, Red.  I gotcher back.  Right behind you.  Uh huh!!!

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There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:35:12 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		Nai nai my dear Reddykins.  Red honey, if you can push 2 whole humans out, that cold wont kill ya.  I swear.  Get some sleep, and come harass us in the mornin.  And try to not think of that story i told ya earlier, or youll hack up a lung, and pee yourself!

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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:36:28 PM   
persephonee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

*fairly certain 'blessyourheart' is code for sumpthin else....*


Kyttyn knows that this is indeed the First Rule in the Manual of Being Raised Southern, I'm certain.

You can say anything about anybody, no matter how evil, as long as you "bless them."  It just kinda takes the edge off... like an epidural.

However, if you are a transplant to the South (like you lived up north, in NY or CT or some other gawd-awful place), this rule does not apply because you are not twuely Southern.  You're just some wannabe Margaret Mitchell character.

Right, Kyttyn? 


*cough-bitch-cough*

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And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:41:05 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Its so true...erm twue.  I have seen women look at babys in strollers and say things like "Lawd, that child is uglier than home made soap, bless his heart." and instead of gettin all huffed up, the Mamas just smile sweetly and giggle and walk away. 


Yup.  It's the way of the South.  Twue Southern folks know how to knock you for a loop, without using big words that make you sound like a pompous ass trying to sound important, by using tried and true methods passed down from generation to generation.  This kinda stuff jus' ain't found anywhere else in the country.  You can always tell someone who hasn't been schooled in this fine art correctly, because they stumble about it in such a way as to make themselves look like a peacock, when they're actually more like a pidgeon.

As it was said once, and I can't remember where I heard it...

A true Southern woman knows how to smile politely, nod in agreement with you, make small talk, laugh with you, all the while preparing to shove the knife in your gut because she didn't forget when you tried to upstage her somewhere along the line, or perhaps you said something most unkind about her family, and forgot to say "bless their hearts."

Oh yeah... that's my motto and creed. 

*sits on the veranda, sippin' my mint julip*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:43:55 PM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		hehe...and us nawthernahs....we seem to simply insist on using those big ole words....and, let me think....all the letters of the alphabet......how rude, indeed.

*sheaths her sword (big knife) and bows to LadyRed*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:44:50 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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Status: offline 		I simply adore you Red!!  Room on that verandah there?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:45:19 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		I hate that Red reminded me that I have NEVER had a mint julep.  I have fay-uhled at mah Suthun duties.  -faint-

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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:51:57 PM   
persephonee


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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

-passes a mop-

Perse, I just have a...thing about nasally voices.  I just wanna smack her and tell her to blow her nose.  Either that, or I sit on her chest and use a fricken baby snot sucker on her.



See, kyttyn....when i say things like that, people get all huffy about Florence Nightengale and shit....whats up with that???

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You be the Captain; i'll be no one.

And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers

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Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 12/17/2008 9:52:56 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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