VirginPotty
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Joined: 7/16/2008 From: Virginville Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly OH LORD...i was at the second dress rehearsal for the LoudOnes Christmas play. Ooooooohhh Lordie. All the shepherds are the two yr olds. They are all so little the sheep would laugh at them. Anyhoo...they were to hold their staffs in their left hands, and shield their eyes with their right hands while looking at the star they were following. Easy enough...right? Wrong. It seems that when 5 two year olds shield ther eyes and look up, whatever is in their left hands flops around like a fish out of water. Shepherd #1 slapped Shepherd #2 upside the head with his staff. Shepherd #3 dropped his staff and, when he bent down to pick it up, slammed his head into the tush of Shepherd #4. Poor Shepherd #4 went flying into Shepherd #5 who, sadly, turned around to see what all the fuss was about, thus recieving Shepherd #4 directly in his face. Ooooh Lordie. The play is in 3 hours. Fear not, Clumsy One. The LO is MY protege'.................he'll be fine!!!!!!!!
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