jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Holly, clearly you do not understand that one of the prime universal laws that control all actions in the cosmos, is that whenever the sub is carrying folded laundry, someone or something is going to show up to trip her. Here are some other universal laws you may not know.... 1) Master is always right. 2) If master is wrong, see rule 1 3) Master is wrong only when he admits being wrong. 4) If this is a very rare occurrence, the admission of wrongness, consult every religious text concerning the end of the world, just to be safe. 5) Masters are allowed to be forgetful 6) Subs are allowed to be klutzes. 7) The only difference between adult masters and masters in training, is of course the price of the toys. 8) It is the duty of a master to have sufficient medical coverage for klutzy subs.... 9) It is also the duty of the master to insure that all solid objects in the home are padded.... padding dependent on the klutziness of the sub. 10) Klutzy masters are always MORE dangerous and accident prone than klutzy subs.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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