jlf1961
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ORIGINAL: Aylee
Wow, I do not even need to call my grandmother long-distance anymore for the gloom and doom report. I can just talk to Jeff.
Well, I do have some cheerful facts,
1 most female animals and insects are bigger than the males,
2 in the insect world, females eat the male of the species, usually during the act of sex, which seems to make the males better lovers,
3 a pig has an orgasm that lasts for thirty minutes,
4 for every inch of waistline an overweight man loses, it equates to 1/8th inch of penis length,
5 According to the most recent research, orgasm in males is triggered by physical sensation alone, while in females it is 60% mental, proving that sex is as much intellectual as it is physical.
6 According to an unofficial study, college girls who are clean shaven are 6 times more likely to achieve multiple orgasms.
7 There is no medical evidence that Holly's cooking has actually made anyone ill. (although there is evidence she is hard on microwave ovens)
8 women are 10 times more likely to accept a man who is not very attractive IF he has a good personality.
9 women are 8 times more likely to have rapid multiple orgasms IF they are actually having as much fun as the man.
10 Women on average age better than men, although men are less likely to care about getting older.
11) considering the human body is designed to renew itself, there is no real good reason for us to grow old.... Except that back ground radiation causes cellular mutations which lead to the system screwing us over.
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