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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 4:37:13 AM

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ANGELEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poppa Smurf needs to talk to you!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 4:45:03 AM

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ooo...the LoudOne just told his first joke!!!

LO: Knock knock?

Mommy: Who's there?

LO: ME!!!

hey...he's two. What's ya expect...George Carlin?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:16:06 AM

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Thanks for a great idea Holly. Teaching an um knock knock jokes. Grinz

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:17:57 AM

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Ray...you already taught your 2 yr old granddaughter to play the drums...

Teaching the kid knock knock jokes will send her mom to the funny farm

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:18:54 AM

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Holly, humor for a two year old includes elephant jokes.
"How do you know if there's an elephant in the refrigerator?"
"Look for the footprints in the butter"

I used to know a lot of those, thankfully forgotten since I have older teens.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:21:13 AM

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Come on Holly. Everyone knows that you need a drum roll when telling a joke. Thanks for another great idea. I don't think that my daughter will invite me back for a while.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:22:08 AM

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Oh, lets see, the o.o. likes this one cuz he can "do a swear" in it...

What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

dam....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:24:52 AM

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I think we should stop with the jokes before we all start groaning.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:27:19 AM

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Celeste...allow me to refresh your memory...(yer welcome!)

Q: Whats the difference between an elephant and a plum?
A: They are both purple...except for the elephant.

Q: What did Tarzen say when he say the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.

Q: What did Tarzen say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing....he didn't recognize them.

Q: How do you make a carving of an elephant?
A: Get a lump of clay, a hammer and a chisel. Carve away everything that does not look like an elephant

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:28:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

Oh, lets see, the o.o. likes this one cuz he can "do a swear" in it...

What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

dam....

Oh Lordie...that made me snort!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:30:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

I think we should stop with the jokes before we all start groaning.

you mean.....we made you groan, Ray??
GO US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did anyone ever notice that "groan" is one of those works that always looks mis-spelled? Or is it just me?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:37:54 AM

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it's just you, holly.

mark? um... holly, there's a very blue, still body on the floor. did you not think to revive him? a little mouth to mouth, chest compressions, etc??

MARK!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:42:02 AM

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mark? um... holly, there's a very blue, still body on the floor. did you not think to revive him? a little mouth to mouth

I TRIED!!! Look...i even cut my lip on his zipper!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:45:04 AM

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wow, he has one of those black head hoods with a zipper over the mouth?

somehow, i didn't think that was his thang!

holly, were you doing the mouth to mouth wrong again? man, going to need to send you to refresher courses! hey, ray and mark - holly's going to need some test subjects, she needs some volunteers.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:48:56 AM

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holly, were you doing the mouth to mouth wrong again? man, going to need to send you to refresher courses! hey, ray and mark - holly's going to need some test subjects, she needs some volunteers.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:51:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Celeste...allow me to refresh your memory...(yer welcome!)

Q: Whats the difference between an elephant and a plum?
A: They are both purple...except for the elephant.

Q: What did Tarzen say when he say the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.

Q: What did Tarzen say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing....he didn't recognize them.

Q: How do you make a carving of an elephant?
A: Get a lump of clay, a hammer and a chisel. Carve away everything that does not look like an elephant

OMG.OMG...these are GREAT!!!!!!

By the way, he brought home the worlds funniest library book....you HAVE TO FIND IT....Skippyjon Jones and the Big Bones, by Judy Schachner.
Dear gary its hysterical to even read out loud to someone.
i called DRH during the Superbowl and forced her to listen to it during the 4th quarter! To her credit, she managed a few "uh huh's" before hanging up on me...sniffle!
But it is a very very funny book and entertaining for you to read aloud.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:52:38 AM

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I put some silicon on my zipper. Look Holly no more cut lips.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:53:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

wow, he has one of those black head hoods with a zipper over the mouth?

somehow, i didn't think that was his thang!

holly, were you doing the mouth to mouth wrong again? man, going to need to send you to refresher courses! hey, ray and mark - holly's going to need some test subjects, she needs some volunteers.....

ahem, angel....as a "trained healthcare professional" i must let you know....she was doing it right. Ya cant save everyone.....*shrugs*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 5:56:58 AM

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perse are you a HEAD nurse???

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 2/3/2009 6:00:36 AM

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*rolls eyes*

Ray, here is your plan of care:

previously illegal, but reinstated just for you....posey restraint to the bed
30F 30cc foley
posey hand mits
hospital grade pillow to place delicately over your head when i can still hear you from the hall....

Any more snappy remarks?? *searches pocket for her 16 gauge 2 inch*

Sincerely,
Nurse Ratchett.

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