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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:17:27 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Silly angel....I mean the spice on Arrakis.



And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:25:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

Agh!

I meant to sleep for an hour!  Not two and a quarter!!!



I suppose that's why mankind invented alarm clocks or clock radios. Just sayin'...

;-)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:28:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

Agh!

I meant to sleep for an hour!  Not two and a quarter!!!



I suppose that's why mankind invented alarm clocks or clock radios. Just sayin'...

;-)


I thought that was something that s-types were for.  Personal wake-up calls.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:32:55 PM   
sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

Agh!

I meant to sleep for an hour!  Not two and a quarter!!!



I suppose that's why mankind invented alarm clocks or clock radios. Just sayin'...

;-)


I thought that was something that s-types were for.  Personal wake-up calls.


True enough, but if s-types need personal wake-up calls themselves, what are they to do? Get their own s-types?

Where does it all end?

;-)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:36:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh, sorry sappa. cinnamon is the wrong colour blue i suppose.

however, it IS reputed to be an aphrodisiac, so perhaps you could make an exception? and it tastes very nice i one's coffee.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:39:15 PM   
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If it is an aphrodisiac, then I certainly have a conundrum.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:41:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

Agh!

I meant to sleep for an hour!  Not two and a quarter!!!



I suppose that's why mankind invented alarm clocks or clock radios. Just sayin'...

;-)


I thought that was something that s-types were for.  Personal wake-up calls.


True enough, but if s-types need personal wake-up calls themselves, what are they to do? Get their own s-types?

Where does it all end?

;-)


Dayum needy s-types!  *grumble*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:44:11 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 7:58:55 PM   
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I'm not needy, though I'm not sure I am a weal and twue s-type.


Hmmm.. .

From what I understand, what you need to be weal and twue, is a web-cam and (for a male) a chasity device because you cannot handle NOT touching yourself.  Females of course, need only cum on command. 

Let's see. . . what else. . .

must be refered to as "it"
must beat yourself up emotionally and mentally for any little thing
must be actively searching for a third/beta
must give up all passwords (even though that is against TOS)
must shave all of your genitallia
must not tinkle without permission
must have GPS unit attached to you


Am I forgetting anything?




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 8:00:39 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 8:01:31 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 8:05:23 PM   
sappatoti


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:-)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 8:37:57 PM   
Aylee


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Not being able to sit on the furniture without approval?


How could I have forgotten that one!

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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I is a bad s-type then.


Okay then, listen up!

You must turn on your web-cam and then lay on your side in front of it, so that I can see you.  I will call you on the phone and lecture you, while you spank yourself.  If you are not spanking yourself hard enough, then I will let you know and you have to try and spank yourself harder. 

M'kay?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 8:40:20 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 9:27:00 PM   
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Not being able to sit on the furniture without approval?


And most important:  s types are not allowed to sit at the table to eat a meal....all meals are eaten while sitting on the floor naked.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 10:28:39 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 10:46:30 PM   
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so...i can hear the LO in the kitchen...i just can't see him.
MOMMY: Hey kiddo...are you making a mess in there?
LO: Dats a swilly question Mommy



oh nooooooo!!!!  Did anyone else channel the robot from Lost in Space?

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER, DANGER, DANGER!!!!!!!!!
 
When ever I couldn't hear my son, I got veeeerrrrrrrryyyyyy nervous........scary story......I was going thru the medicine chest dumping out all the expired drugs....hey, I had a 2 year old......so I was pouring stuff into the toilet to flush it.  My son was watching me....apparently too close......I left the bathroom, thinking he was right behind me......turns out, he wanted to help some more......child proof caps, my ass!!!!!!  Not 2 minutes later, I was back in the bathroom with him, prying his mouth open to make sure he hadn't swallowed anything...he had yellow residue on his back teeth......my Naprosin was yellow....I totally freaked!  Got the old syrup of ipecac out.....and that, believe it or not, cured him of ever so much as TOUCHING a bottle of medication again!  I couldn't even get him to hold his anitbiotics while I was packing his bag to go places!  Of course, mom is a sympathetic puker, so that part was awful!!!!!  I managed not to, but OMG......sometimes I really wonder how he, ok WE, made it past the terrible twos!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/21/2009 10:50:51 PM   
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*through clenched teeth*
He just crammed my credit card in the VCR. I can't get the fucker back out. I was going to go shopping today.

Shopping for a DVD player, maybe?  Butterhead is also fascinated with my purse and wallet, which is why they are kept up above their reach!  
I was going to say something about you still having a VCR, until I realized that I still have one also.  I thought that I had been the LAST person on Earth to buy a DVD player. 


Oh no, hun...I actually have 2 VCR's....2 DVD players too.....but my cell phone only makes and takes calls, and text messages........I'm guessing that leaves me in a class by itself!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/22/2009 3:24:50 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/22/2009 3:30:02 AM   
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