MissMorrigan
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Hahaha that's damn funny about the jelly beans, Holly. I remember mine when he was an eight year old cuddle monster and we went to visit the inlaws who'd just had a new parquet flaw laid in their hallway, which is a hexagonal shape - and was unpolished at the time. It was the height of summer, I told them NOT to give him any fizzy drinks or sweets/chocolate b/c ya know what ums can be like! They didn't take any notice and pumped him full of E numbers out of sight until he found me in the garden with his face a lovely puce colour, telling me he didn't feel well. It's that dreaded moment when a person knows what's gonna happen, so we went running into the house to find the bathroom, hit the hallway and all hell broke loose as this projectile vomit hit the middle of the beautiful parquet flooring and covered it in multicoloured goo which seemed to go a long way to covering that flooring. The mother-in-law glared at me, started shaking uncontrollably and I said, "I don't think you'll have a problem listening to me in future."
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