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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 1:02:24 PM   
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y'know... if distance weren't an issue, I would take a turn at straddling CD's throbbing machinery, feeling it purrrrr and roar to life between my thighs and under my arse, before riding it long and hard.  
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 1:03:49 PM   
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awww, thanks ydd!

and you should see me when I've actually had a few margaritas.  oh lord help anything that moves.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 1:44:00 PM   
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*runs by and molesticates Holly then runs laughing manically into the darkness of cyberspace......

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 1:52:05 PM   
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Hey now... I hope you're leaving enough unmolested parts of Holly for others who may wish to do the same.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 3:14:05 PM   
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Hey now... I hope you're leaving enough unmolested parts of Holly for others who may wish to do the same.


I am a full body molesticator.... now where is Aylee? Thorny or some other unsuspecting female molestication target?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 3:34:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

Hey now... I hope you're leaving enough unmolested parts of Holly for others who may wish to do the same.


I am a full body molesticator.... now where is Aylee? Thorny or some other unsuspecting female molestication target?



Here I am!!!!!  Wootels!  I get molesticated!  Tera-wootels!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 3:40:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

y'know... if distance weren't an issue, I would take a turn at straddling CD's throbbing machinery, feeling it purrrrr and roar to life between my thighs and under my arse, before riding it long and hard.  



edited to add.....

I do enjoy a nice long ride on a motorcycle.  ~sigh~


i always say ... a Harley is the Ultimate Vibe.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 4:11:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

Hey now... I hope you're leaving enough unmolested parts of Holly for others who may wish to do the same.

Me too!

I am a full body molesticator.... now where is Aylee? Thorny or some other unsuspecting female molestication target?



Here I am!!!!!  Wootels!  I get molesticated!  Tera-wootels!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 4:27:48 PM   
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Hey all......

Rain, my boss said that the only way we'd really be out of a job is if the PD itself were completely disbanded....but ya know, thoughts of being closer to my family, at least in some sort of driving range anyway, the possibility of actually getting raises and promotions has got me thinking.....maybe it's just my wanderlust...but I'm getting calls from FL and Kentucky State Police for interviews, and I am responding yes to both.  And the FSP in Tampa had interviews the same time I was at home in NY...couldn't go, but got an e-mail for the test for a Community Service Officer w/FSP......they are non-sworn personnel that take accident calls and motorist assists, things like that.  I know the weather isn't Arizona, but it's still fairly warm, and yeah, maybe even a little wintery, but at least it's not Chicago wintery!

Besides, it would appear that all the cool CM'ers are on the east coast!  I can't get hte time off for Red's party after all, so another great opportunity missed! 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 4:52:28 PM   
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*runs by and does a twofer molestication of Aylee and Thorny, then runs off laughing evilly into the darkness of cyberspace....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 4:54:46 PM   
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That guy's right speedy, now!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 5:09:48 PM   
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Aims molestication shotgun at Jeffy.......try it again, dude!  I'll cover you in molestication goo, and you'll stick to the floor......and the Thorny and Aylee can have their evil way with you......

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yourself!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 5:13:15 PM   
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Is that ammo specifically built to seek out the Mad Molesticator, or is it the generic stuff that'll ensnare everyone?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 5:15:53 PM   
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Oh no Sappa...it's a "get anyone in range" type of weapon.  The shougun is good for covering about 50 feet, the granades will take out everyone within a hundred feet, but Thorny has the ultimate weapon....she has a HOWITZER!!!!!

And the ammo comes in pretty spring pastels, and bold fall colors too! 

< Message edited by soul2share -- 5/4/2009 5:17:48 PM >


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 5:18:00 PM   
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I see. So, just for the sake of discussion, if I were to somehow... say... wander innocently into the target range like so...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 5:36:30 PM   
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*runs back through and grabs Thorny and carries her off into the darkness of cyberspace for long term molestications....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 6:13:34 PM   
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* fiddle dee dee, I've got the vapors! *

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 6:15:10 PM   
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Oh no Sappa...it's a "get anyone in range" type of weapon.  The shougun is good for covering about 50 feet, the granades will take out everyone within a hundred feet, but Thorny has the ultimate weapon....she has a HOWITZER!!!!!

And the ammo comes in pretty spring pastels, and bold fall colors too! 

I even have a 155mm gun, but the accuracy's not so hot.  I kept missing Jeff & wasting ammo.

Perhaps a tactical nuke molestication bomb would be more effective.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 6:24:31 PM   
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*sneaks up behind soul and molesticates her till she reaches a state of nirvana, then steals the shotgun and disappears into the darkness.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 5/4/2009 6:24:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sappatoti
I see. So, just for the sake of discussion, if I were to somehow... say... wander innocently into the target range like so...


*KA-BLAYUUUUUMMMM*
Just for discussions sake, yanno.......

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