sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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So....TheLoudOne has a cold as was lounging his fanny on the sofa...looking totally pathetic. I took the opportunity to haul MY fanny to the basement to marvel at the incredible amount of laundry that is breeding down there. I came right back up when i heard three year old feet, attached to a massive set of lungs, scurry across the kitchen floor. Little did i know i was too late. He had already armed himself. It seems he wandered into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and spied his ammo. He took his empty sippy cup and unscrewed the lid, filled it to the desired level, then reapplied the top. He was now locked, loaded, and ready for Mommy. Innocently, stupidly, i sat at the computer desk to pay a few bills. He was just a foot or two behind me, happily playing on the sofa...or so he wanted me to think. When i was done with the on-line paying of the E-BayBillSoHubbyDoesntSeeIt, i leaned back in the chair and felt something...wet. The back of my sweatshirt was...wet. I managed to turn around just in time to see what the little sweetheart was up to. It seems that when he scampered his tush to the fridge, he loaded his sippy cup to the brim with cherry tomatoes. Now...the fact that those things are $6.99 a pound did not bother him in the least. Actually...the price was not at the forefront of my mind at the moment either. What was in the forefront was ducking. He was picking up the tomato bullets one at a time, aiming at me, and giving the little suckers a squeeze. Up until this point he was hitting my sweatshirt, but when i turned around, i ended up with tomato seeds in my ear. The fact that i was aware of the situation did not slow him down in the least. In fact...he saw it as a challenge and happily picked up his pace. The battle ended only when he giggled so hard he fell off of the sofa. <-----TheLoudOne <----- Mommy
< Message edited by sirsholly -- 11/28/2009 5:55:10 AM >
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