CountrySong
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ShaharThorne That is true, Holly...all I want is a man who knows how to dodge me when I am having one of my maniac moments (which are few and far between these days). Exactly my point! I'm a caregiver so rather than dodge I would be right in the middle of it trying to help you through it. And if your manic times are anything like my EX's taking all the crap and abuse you dished out. Mans instruction manual = simple. Woman I care for is in trouble - manic. Step one - saddle white horse, Step two - ride to rescue, Step three - be heroic, Step four - see if she will have sex with you, Step five - if any of steps 1-4 are not possible call buddy, get together, bitch about women, and maybe have a beer. At no place does it say - consult with woman on if she wants to be rescued or have long detailed conversation about terms, limits, and expectations of such rescue. In fact I'm pretty sure on page two of the manual there are instructions on proper techniques for nodding head, mumbling, and changing your facial expression during detailed conversations so women think that you are discussing things while you are actually just thinking about sex or food. (Or maybe that's actually in The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy which also states that women are complex and not understandable. )
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