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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:11:56 PM

zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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Zephy... you are so helpful. Come here, lemme show you my gratitude.

Thanks Red but I can see how grateful you are from here.

*chicken*

maybe so but one who values her life and in whom self preservation is still strong

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:14:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I'm beginning to question my sanity.

Thing 1 just brought out his trash can and emptied it on top of the already full trash in the pantry, letting things topple here and there. I asked why he didn't empty the kitchen trash can, get a new bag and put his trash in there. He said, "Honestly, I didn't think of that till right now." I handed him a new bag and said he needed to clean up the mess. He looked all *blinkblink* at me and asked what the bag was for. I told him to just put it over my head and seal it tight and just kill me already. He very seriously said, "I don't want to."

See? No one will listen to me today.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:20:04 PM

Daddysredhead

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I admire zephy's self-preservation, since right now I'm trying to think of ways to jump off a dining room chair in such a way that I won't be paralyzed, but simply finish myself off.

Holly... it's no joke. This boy is just trying out my endurance and resolve. I may have to find a hotel and lock myself up, yanno?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:21:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I'm beginning to question my sanity.

Thing 1 just brought out his trash can and emptied it on top of the already full trash in the pantry, letting things topple here and there. I asked why he didn't empty the kitchen trash can, get a new bag and put his trash in there. He said, "Honestly, I didn't think of that till right now." I handed him a new bag and said he needed to clean up the mess. He looked all *blinkblink* at me and asked what the bag was for. I told him to just put it over my head and seal it tight and just kill me already. He very seriously said, "I don't want to."

See? No one will listen to me today.

/Ignores Red/

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:24:57 PM

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This boy is just trying out my endurance and resolve. I may have to find a hotel and lock myself up, yanno?

now...damn...where have i heard that before?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:27:16 PM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

/Ignores Red/

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:28:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

This boy is just trying out my endurance and resolve. I may have to find a hotel and lock myself up, yanno?

now...damn...where have i heard that before?

*giggles*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:45:53 PM

zephyroftheNorth

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Thank you Red. I promise to show up at your door for a good beating if I should ever lose it.

Why punish yourself? Lock the Thing up until he's of age then throw him out....gently of course, you still love him after all.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:45:58 PM

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Red.....You and Miss Trappy are neither one allowed to allow anything bad to happen to you until after you have served me.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:53:01 PM

Daddysredhead

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Apparently, I am not allowed to jump off the dining room chair to my peril, per Kali.

Signed,
Red... she who serves solemnly

*see? I can't even type that with a straight face*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:53:52 PM

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"Red" and "solemn" in the same sentence???

Um. No.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 1:58:00 PM

Daddysredhead

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I tried, Hibbie... I really tried.

OK, Kali... no ending the travails of daily life for me. *sigh*

Do Trappy and I get to wear neato T-shirts that say "Cuz Kali said so..." Or "Kali's Bitch 1 and Bitch 2" ???

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 2:12:53 PM

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Can't you put an air mattress on the floor, and then jump off the table??

* I needs some excitement! *

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 2:23:12 PM

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Hi Thorny

got your card today... thanks and ah hmmm Merry Christmas to you.... oh that hurt......

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 2:25:23 PM

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Oh dear...I tell ya what, since I caused you some pain, have a complementary hump on ma leg!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 2:34:11 PM

Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Can't you put an air mattress on the floor, and then jump off the table??

* I needs some excitement! *

Tell ya what, I'm getting ready to have a coupla "tween" girls at my place. Come down here and help me with this.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 2:57:06 PM

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Oh dear. I surely can't make it in time. May I offer some virtual Everclear?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 3:24:56 PM

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I just want a winecooler!!!

*goes takes a warm shower and streaks through the living room*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 4:27:02 PM

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Pounces on Thony's leg.......mega hump.......ah I am better now..

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Oh dear...I tell ya what, since I caused you some pain, have a complementary hump on ma leg!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/26/2009 4:31:00 PM

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Jeez, glad I wrapped my leg in Saran wrap first!

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