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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/6/2010 9:42:05 PM

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what is sleep?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 12:41:36 AM

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Something that I can't get since I had this crud. I am going to the doc today. I know I need antibiotics like crazy and bedrest....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 3:50:16 AM

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Good morning freaks/freakettes!
I'm here to let you know that Clumsy blew up
another PC & will be offline til Fri or Sat.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 3:53:16 AM

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*bangs on pots and pans*

What's wrong with this thread? It used to be snappy!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 3:55:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Good morning freaks/freakettes!
I'm here to let you know that Clumsy blew up
another PC & will be offline til Fri or Sat.

Mornin' pretty lady.

Blew up another one, huh...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 3:57:54 AM

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Well, while shes gone....lets rearrange the entire thread....

Good morning everyone.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 3:59:59 AM

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I think she got meatloaf stuck in her hard drive.....AGAIN!.....
Good morning to the rest of you!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 4:00:17 AM

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Morning !!

Heya Pretty Potty! Sorry didnt return your emails.. got a killer cold :(

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 4:00:33 AM

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Good morn, perse.

The only bad thing about rearranging, is she might trip over something on the way back in.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 5:17:26 AM

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Present and accounted for. Where is my next response for a meatloaf joke...

Besides I can't cook a good one too. I use mine for door stops when everyone else refused to eat it, including Georgie.

Someone help me...I'm dying here (between coughing spurts).

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 5:47:30 AM

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There is literally less than an inch of snow. Its above 0....and i can see the grass thru the snow on the ground....

You guessed it....school is cancelled.

Master said, well, if they think theres going to be a problem with the buses slipping, they cancel school.

Yes, i dont know what all catastrophes would happen if the buses slipped the entire two inches it would take before the anti lock brakes kicked in.....oh the horror!

Yeah, this is much better.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 5:48:55 AM

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morning people

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 5:52:23 AM

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JEFF!!!
PERSE!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 6:13:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

*bangs on pots and pans*

What's wrong with this thread? It used to be snappy!

<<<Level & the Level-ettes

quote:

Mornin' pretty lady.

Blew up another one, huh...

<<<<Clumsy's PC

quote:

I think she got meatloaf stuck in her hard drive.....AGAIN!.....

<<She claims it's a virus this time!
Mark, this is for you so you don't miss Holly too much....

quote:

Heya Pretty Potty! Sorry didnt return your emails.. got a killer cold :(

<<<Divi w/a cold....always georgeous!

quote:

The only bad thing about rearranging, is she might trip over something on the way back in.

<<<<Clumsy trying to find the thread

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 6:24:40 AM

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Shahar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 1/7/2010 6:25:06 AM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 6:27:33 AM

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Since we're all fascinated by the LO's antics and Clumsy's not here to regale us w/the current fiasco, I found this list online and thought we could check off what he's already done AND what Clumsy has to look forward to!

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. ********

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 1/7/2010 6:29:12 AM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 6:34:40 AM

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When the LO starts school............

Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the teacher makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the teacher to focus the overhead projector.

Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.

Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

When the teacher calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"

Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".

Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the teacher to speak louder.

Squint thoughtfully while giving the teacher strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.

Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the teacher says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

Sing your questions.

When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.

Address the teacher as "your excellency".

Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.

Ask whether you have to come to class.

Present the teacher with a large fruit basket.

Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.

Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the teacher can't understand you.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 8:09:11 AM

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goooooooooooood morning, oddballs! *looks at Potty*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 9:30:55 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

goooooooooooood morning, oddballs! *looks at Potty*

What choo looking over here for, Monkey?
Need some help deciphering the oddballs?

Ok, let's see, there's......

Perse

Mark

Sunny

Shahar

Jeff

Divi

Level

CD

Holly

YOU!

< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 1/7/2010 9:47:40 AM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/7/2010 9:44:57 AM

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There's also...............

Ray

Girlygurl

KMS

CS

Fluffy

Steven

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