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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

She's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....Only 4 gummies?...LO is slipping!!!!

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Since we're all fascinated by the LO's antics and Clumsy's not here to regale us w/the current fiasco, I found this list online and thought we could check off what he's already done AND what Clumsy has to look forward to!

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.


1. Follow them around the house everywhere... he does

2. Moo when they say your name... he meows...annoys the hell out of me

3. Run into walls... only when her wears his underwear on his head

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion... he doesn't say anything...just removes 'em as soon as i turn my back

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine... oh this is not EVEN funny...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...he just asks: "does dat hurt?"
7. ********

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time... it freaks me out...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"... he used to yell "Horse!!" every time he saw a toy or pic of one...causing ol Mom to frantically whisper "Horse ends with an "S"!!!!!!!!

10. Do what they actually tell you...riiiiiiight

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly... oh please.....

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people... "goody...let them babysit yer ass"

13. At everything they say yell, Liar... as opposed to "Wha?"

14. Try to swim in the floor...at least he would stay the hell out of the toilet

15. Tap on their door all night...less annoying than his snoring

16.Pretend to have amnesia...this is not funny...since they actually do have amnesia. Mommy: "Who paper clipped the cats ears together?" Kid "Ah dunno!" as the lil shit stands there holding a box of paper clips.

17.Say everything backwards... *I* am the one that does this, and it doesn't matter in the least, since no one listens to me anyway

18.Give yourself a swirly...a what?

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"... he puts a pot on his head...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...the underwear is on his head...remember?

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...Moms of three year olds have written the book on this....

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder... yep. and he goes into total hysterics if he burps

23.Run in circles... 24/7 *sigh*

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...Barney....he knows it by heart and i SWEAR if he sings that fucking song one more time i am going to tie his vocal cords in a knot.

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...he is too busy beating ME up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man... shit outta luck on this one...rural area...we don't have mailmen

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...we covered this with the bloomers on the head.

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way... i LOVE sippy cups. He will use one until he is 23.

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...the worse thing in this dept was cramming a lime flavored jelly bean up his snozz the day after Easter. I was not amused.

30.Talk to a pen... No. But he does carry on full blown conversations with a blue crayon.

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...So?

32.Try and climb the wall... He makes Mommy do this.

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets... nope..he is too busy giving the razberry to all the other shoppers

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn... he jams a straw into each nostril and says he is a walrus.

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...or watching a DVD after he has stuffed the player full of Gummy bears

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"... he'll get it, alright...

37.Eat your hair... i have caught him with a mouth full of cat hair.

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...hopefully a dead one

39.Eat anything obviously not edible... enough with the Meatloaf jokes!!!

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...Lord...the cats hate him...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...It is Mom that damn near drowns...."Stop splashing, damnit!!"

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...Ha!! No fish and NOT getting any.

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Damn it Holly..I am laughing so hard I am about to have accidents here!

I suppose I will get dressed and put a liner out in case of accidental leakage (damn bladder).

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Its 13F here Jeff. Stop with the cold front already...*begging for mercy*

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Oh greeeaaaat, Clumsy's back. Damn, I thought I had another free day.

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

'Ya could have continued doing that via phone...........................why'd 'ya have to come HERE & do it too??