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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 6:44:59 AM   
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HEY!

Hi potty... I see you still can't find your way around to seeing me... Il Sigh.



What 'choo mean, Sunbeam??

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:04:23 AM   
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i am not...i REFUSE.... to read the freakin' instruction book just to find out how to charge this new idiotphone.

Before some wise-ass decided to helpfully tell me the plug goes into the outlet...i KNOW that part. It is the other end i am having difficulty with

. stooooopid gizmo...


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:05:49 AM   
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No, I'm afraid not.


Ok.  I'll deal.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:06:28 AM   
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you have to let it charge until the light turn green.

this is the el cheapo cell phone, I believe.

If its a landline, 16 hours and you better have a regular corded phone onhsnd to use.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:07:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss



HEY!

Hi potty... I see you still can't find your way around to seeing me... Il Sigh.



What 'choo mean, Sunbeam??


I mean that I need more coffee and owe you an apology.  I realized you loved me all up early this morning... while I was still half asleep.  I'm very vain.  I am sorry. 

Now, enough about me... what do you think about me?

p.s.  I love it when you call me sunbeam.

smooches (and wish I could bbq with y'all... I always take cut up veggies.  People think it's weird, but they eat them up!)


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:07:15 AM   
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Before some wise-ass decided to helpfully tell me the plug goes into the outlet...i KNOW that part. It is the other end i am having difficulty with

. stooooopid gizmo...



It goes up your a$$.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:08:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i am not...i REFUSE.... to read the freakin' instruction book just to find out how to charge this new idiotphone.

Before some wise-ass decided to helpfully tell me the plug goes into the outlet...i KNOW that part. It is the other end i am having difficulty with

. stooooopid gizmo...



sooooooooo, when you call ... you know... Ethiopia, Mr. Jim will not be surprised by the bill... you'll just...  'splain about the stoooooopid gismo... is that right?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:09:43 AM   
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you have to let it charge until the light turn green.

this is the el cheapo cell phone, I believe.

If its a landline, 16 hours and you better have a regular corded phone onhsnd to use.
Shahar, it's the smart phone...i can't figure out where to put the plug.




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:11:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss



HEY!

Hi potty... I see you still can't find your way around to seeing me... Il Sigh.



What 'choo mean, Sunbeam??


I mean that I need more coffee and owe you an apology.  I realized you loved me all up early this morning... while I was still half asleep.  I'm very vain.  I am sorry. 

Now, enough about me... what do you think about me?

p.s.  I love it when you call me sunbeam.

smooches (and wish I could bbq with y'all... I always take cut up veggies.  People think it's weird, but they eat them up!)



Damnnnnn, Sunbeam! You AND Lin conveniently overlooked the fact that I said hello to BOTH OF YOU at the same time. Nice catch..........TEACHER!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:12:02 AM   
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When I had a tracfone, the plugin was at the mike end. There should be a plugin on the smartphone.

Give me two minutes and I scan the owners manual online.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:12:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Before some wise-ass decided to helpfully tell me the plug goes into the outlet...i KNOW that part. It is the other end i am having difficulty with

. stooooopid gizmo...



It goes up your a$$.

VPthehelpful


quote:

Shahar, it's the smart phone...i can't figure out where to put the plug.


See above.....

VPtheeverhelpful


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:12:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i am not...i REFUSE.... to read the freakin' instruction book just to find out how to charge this new idiotphone.

Before some wise-ass decided to helpfully tell me the plug goes into the outlet...i KNOW that part. It is the other end i am having difficulty with

. stooooopid gizmo...



sooooooooo, when you call ... you know... Ethiopia, Mr. Jim will not be surprised by the bill... you'll just...  'splain about the stoooooopid gismo... is that right?

at this rate Sunny...Jim has noooooo worries about the phone bill.

There HAS to be a hole in the damn thing to plug in the fucking charger!

Maybe they forgot to put one on this phone.....


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:13:20 AM   
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Oooooo, Ooooooo,
I know, I know!!!!

Goes in the a$$HOLE!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:14:08 AM   
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When I had a tracfone, the plugin was at the mike end.
this thing has a mike?

And Shar, thank you sweetie...but i have the directions here...


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:15:09 AM   
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Oooooo, Ooooooo,
I know, I know!!!!

Goes in the a$$HOLE!
i am ignoring you, just in case you failed to notice.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:15:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

When I had a tracfone, the plugin was at the mike end.
this thing has a mike?

And Shar, thank you sweetie...but i have the directions here...



Yeah but Shahar can READ the directions.
It's not used as a coaster.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:16:13 AM   
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If it goes up the a$$hole, does it turn into a diamond?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:16:35 AM   
VirginPotty


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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Oooooo, Ooooooo,
I know, I know!!!!

Goes in the a$$HOLE!
i am ignoring you, just in case you failed to notice.


You lose!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:17:37 AM   
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If it goes up the a$$hole, does it turn into a diamond?


In Clumsy's case it turns to meatloaf

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:18:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

When I had a tracfone, the plugin was at the mike end.
this thing has a mike?

And Shar, thank you sweetie...but i have the directions here...



Yeah but Shahar can READ the directions.
It's not used as a coaster.
oh...there it is....

*lifts coffee cup and removes manual*


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