jlf1961
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Its raining here, wish it was snowing
Now that is just pure EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is evil, that it is raining or that I wish it were snow?
Have you forgotten Aylee that I am on a mission to start another ice age to stop global warming AND to get rid of the terminally stupid.
Wishing for snow. We STILL have a couple of inches of snow here.
There is no man-made global warming. More people just need to become pirates.
Now. . . I a fully behind you in getting rid of the terminally stupid. (Soylent green is an idea.) However, since they are terminal won't they be doing themselves in soon?
Unfortunately, the terminally stupid breed like rabbits.
For the record, terminally stupid is defined as: A person who through lack of forethought or common sense does something so completely stupid that it leads you to ask how they survived childhood.
For example, a terminally stupid individual is one who will go jogging on a trail that is known to be in the habitat of large carnivorous cats such as mountain lions, forgetting that mountain lions will attack anything running, as part of the hard wired hunter/prey response. The cat thinks, "Gee that thing with two legs is running, therefore it is something to hunt and eat."
Another example of terminally stupid is a surfer who prefers using a short board, when short boarders are most likely to get hit by rather large sharks with lots of sharp teeth because from beneath the surface, a surfer on a short board looks like a fat seal. Sharks eat large fat seals.... surfer that looks like large fat seal gets attacked by a shark because the shark does not know the surfer is not a nice fat seal. The shark takes a large bite out of the surfer, surfer loses a large amount of flesh and the shark spits out the bite since it has been proven that most sharks do not like human meat.
Still another example is someone that goes walking in a interstate rest area wearing sandals and ignoring the sign that reads, "Warning Rattlesnake Habitat."
Another example that I will give is someone that spends a few million dollars on a house along the San Andreas Fault system. Actually, terminally stupid is anyone that prefers to live in a state where the ground moves anytime the mood strikes it.
Finally, terminally stupid people are the people that buy property on the sides of ACTIVE volcanoes. I am referring to the people that live on the slopes of the Hawaiian volcanoes and the number of ACTIVE volcanoes along the west coast in the Cascade Range. Look people if there is smoke and steam coming out of the top of the mountain, it is probably not a good place to live... Remember St. Helens?
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