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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 6:34:04 AM   
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What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 6:53:02 AM   
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What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 6:59:53 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me


To make a call, touch the white phone in the blue box.  Dial the number.  Then touch the green phone. 

To answer a call, drag the green phone to the right. 

To hang up, touch "end."

To unlock your phone if it is locked, drag the green circle with the black lock to the right. 

To ignore a call, drag the red phone to the left. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 7:04:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me


Has the phone said "Get me a smartholly" yet?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 7:56:52 AM   
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oooh.. *SNAP*...>!!

good morning, kids!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:18:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee
What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me

Has the phone said "Get me a smartholly" yet?


::blink::  *snortysnort*  don't laugh...it would be rude....deep breath.......awwww- fuck it!  BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA*gasp*HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!   oooo-wheeeeeee!!!!  

I's sowwy, but ya gotta admit...it was funny!
Never trust anything that's called "droid".....evil little robots is what they are!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:30:38 AM   
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*steps in...looks around.....leaves*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:32:08 AM   
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BEARILICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *tacklemolestications*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:39:41 AM   
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I was not fucking amused.
Not in the least.

An excerpt:

"Damn Hol...no wonder I couldn't get a hold of your ass. Next time, tell me you are leaving town..."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100125/ts_alt_afp/usartaccidentpicasso


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:42:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me


To make a call, touch the white phone in the blue box.  Dial the number.  Then touch the green phone. 

To answer a call, drag the green phone to the right. 

To hang up, touch "end."

To unlock your phone if it is locked, drag the green circle with the black lock to the right. 

To ignore a call, drag the red phone to the left. 
Aylee...you looked that up for me? Thank you Sweetie!!!!!

Now...how do i answer the stooopid thing? Never mind...i will figure it out

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:44:39 AM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me


To make a call, touch the white phone in the blue box.  Dial the number.  Then touch the green phone. 

To answer a call, drag the green phone to the right. 

To hang up, touch "end."

To unlock your phone if it is locked, drag the green circle with the black lock to the right. 

To ignore a call, drag the red phone to the left. 
Aylee...you looked that up for me? Thank you Sweetie!!!!!

Now...how do i answer the stooopid thing? Never mind...i will figure it out


To answer a call, drag the green phone to the right. 


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:46:27 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee
What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me

Has the phone said "Get me a smartholly" yet?


::blink::  *snortysnort*  don't laugh...it would be rude....deep breath.......awwww- fuck it!  BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA*gasp*HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!   oooo-wheeeeeee!!!!  




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:52:58 AM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

What kind of smartphone is it, Holly?  The latest, "Nexus One?" 
its a Motorola Droid and it hates me


To make a call, touch the white phone in the blue box.  Dial the number.  Then touch the green phone. 

To answer a call, drag the green phone to the right. 

To hang up, touch "end."

To unlock your phone if it is locked, drag the green circle with the black lock to the right. 

To ignore a call, drag the red phone to the left. 
Aylee...you looked that up for me? Thank you Sweetie!!!!!

Now...how do i answer the stooopid thing? Never mind...i will figure it out


To answer a call, drag the green phone to the right. 

but the phone is black.


kidding Sweetie. I am having difficulty unlocking it. Every time i get it unlocked and leave it alone for a minute, the lock goes back on and it is a bitch to get off.
I should tell you that it did not come with a users guide.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:56:41 AM   
Aylee


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but the phone is black.


kidding Sweetie. I am having difficulty unlocking it. Every time i get it unlocked and leave it alone for a minute, the lock goes back on and it is a bitch to get off.
I should tell you that it did not come with a users guide.


To turn the lock off, touch Menu > Settings > Location & security > Require pattern.
 
This might also help:
 
http://www.motorola.com/staticfiles/Support/US-EN/Mobile%20Phones/DROID-by-Motorola/US-EN/Documents/Static-Files/DROID_UG_Verizon_68000202474a.pdf
 
It is a PDF of the user guide and is searchable. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 8:59:55 AM   
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I should tell you that it did not come with a users guide.



Sure it did.
 
See that piece of paper that says ''Ask your friends on that kink site you belong to how to operate me"?
 
Those are your instructions.
 
 
 
This is my favorite couple of thread pages for a looong time.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 9:15:54 AM   
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EB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 9:20:21 AM   
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hey y'all!

I'm going to be replacing/upgrading my cellphone in the near future.  Can anyone recommend a user friendly, uberkewl make and model?

Features needed:

on/off button
numeric keypad
camera


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 10:36:16 AM   
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I still say that if Holly can raise a kid with no operating manual, she should be able to use a blasted phone.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 10:38:03 AM   
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we ARE talking about Holly, Jeff.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/25/2010 10:41:59 AM   
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EB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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