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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/24/2007 11:46:44 PM

pianogirl

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*holds open the door for the fondue trolley and watches as the fondue is set up. after the sexy serving wench leaves, the door is closed and locked, with a do not disturb sign posted. as piano leans against the door with a sigh of contentment, the Captain pops the cork on the champagne. after lowering the lights, they retire to the bed and the sighs are transformed into moans and gasps of delight*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 12:58:23 AM

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**THE STORY SO FAR..** - Upon their successful though nearly fatal mission to extract 15 hostages taken from Liberia and held as prisoners in Sierra Leone, blu and the crew of his ship the 'dark pleasure' docked, collected there reward and partied for a week in Liberia, fully stocked and refreshed they set sail for the Ascention islands and looked to hook up with their sister ship the 'onyx' for an assault on Cape Town South Africa, upon the trek to South Africa they are caught in a storm and a strange fog....upon clearing the fog they find themselves in a weird place, still in the ocean but possibly another dimention....to be continued.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 7:50:06 AM

SweetSarijane

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Ah shit...now the Twilight Zone theme is stuck in my head!!!!!! Thanks blu.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 8:07:29 AM

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Heh... better than "The wheels of the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round... the wheels of the bus go 'round and 'round...."

Better?

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 8:24:13 AM

SweetSarijane

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Aaaaaack! Now I have THAT song in my mind with the background music from TwilightZone!!! Thank you very much Mikal!!!!! lol That is too cruel!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 9:18:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Aaaaaack! Now I have THAT song in my mind with the background music from TwilightZone!!! Thank you very much Mikal!!!!! lol That is too cruel!

Dont stress over it, folks. She tortured many of us with the damn love boat theme at one point so she gets what she deserves heh.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 10:03:59 AM

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rofl. The only thing I'm geting stressed about is wondering how I am going to explain to the CD about the other greek men I have stashed in various places on the ship!!!!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 10:07:38 AM

HarleyKitty69

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*strollls onto the deck*
OH what a hell of weekend.....
HEY the cruise is still going ???
Sneaks up behind the Dragon...........uhmm never mind
Sooo what I missed while I was out of town ????
~greed~
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 2:52:38 PM

HydroMaster

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*Opens the door to his cabin and yawns his dragon yawn, forgeting he now has a friggin laser beam in his head and shoots the suggestion box off the wall* Shit, oh well...no one uses it anyway. I really like the dungeun in mt cabin...kept a few wenches busy for a while. They're walkin kinda funny now though. But I have a question. Where did you guys put my desk and office furniture? At some point I need to catch up on all those couseling sessions I have to cancel. And my precription pad, and the couch, and my computer...geez...all gone. Where are they? *moves to the lido deck for a refreshing drink*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 2:56:58 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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quote:

ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

rofl. The only thing I'm geting stressed about is wondering how I am going to explain to the CD about the other greek men I have stashed in various places on the ship!!!!

nice try, bear - unstash your secret stowaways now!

*cracks whip*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:00:09 PM

HydroMaster

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Are we still in Greece? I didn't get any Greek pussy during the operation....too busy gettin chunks of me blown off.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:00:16 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

*Opens the door to his cabin and yawns his dragon yawn, forgeting he now has a friggin laser beam in his head and shoots the suggestion box off the wall* Shit, oh well...no one uses it anyway. I really like the dungeun in mt cabin...kept a few wenches busy for a while. They're walkin kinda funny now though. But I have a question. Where did you guys put my desk and office furniture? At some point I need to catch up on all those couseling sessions I have to cancel. And my precription pad, and the couch, and my computer...geez...all gone. Where are they? *moves to the lido deck for a refreshing drink*

glad you like my little redecoration project while you were away. i'll make sure your couch and other things are restored so you can resume your counseling sessions.

*slaps his scaly face*

that's for destroying my suggestion box. when will you learn, dragon that you cannot destroy CM Cruise property!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:02:18 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Are we still in Greece? I didn't get any Greek pussy during the operation....too busy gettin chunks of me blown off.

we're still in Greece until the end of the week - then this ship is going to Goa, India

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:04:22 PM

HydroMaster

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*slaps the CD back* I did you a favor. Some of those suggestions were for a new CD and ship counselor. Now we can ignore them, hehehe. *notices some squeaking coming from his new hand...breaks out the can of WD40*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:08:42 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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*rubbing her sore cheek*

DAMN that hurts, Dragon!! you also need a polish too - rusting in the back

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:11:37 PM

HydroMaster

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Rusting already? Where's my wenches? *lays down on the lounge chair for a nice polishing and anti-rust spray down*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:22:58 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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good evening, cruise passengers

since bear has promised to share the bounty of the sexy stowaways on the ship, there will be a slave auctioned tonight on the club level.

Hydro will resume counseling session first thing Monday morning - it's first come, first serve so schedule your appointments NOW while available slots are still open.

whoever has the fondue cart and sexy wench that comes with it - please return her and the cart back the Captain's lounge. He's most unpleased that she hasn't serviced Him all day.

we are taking suggestions for other exotic places to visit during our neverending cruise. oh blu's luxury suite and cabin is up for the taking - trust me it has a lovely view.

enjoy and have fun
Cruise Director

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:25:22 PM

pianogirl

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sorry CD - you can have the sexy wench back but nobody services the Captain but me!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:26:22 PM

HarleyKitty69

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I got first dips on conseling sessions and blu's luxery suit......
God only knows after this weekend I deserve some pampering

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/25/2007 3:30:48 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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ok Harley, Hydro has a 9a to 9:45a appt free ...oh here's the keys to blu's suite and cabin. let me know if there's stuff you want tossed out.

hey, pg, get to the Capt.'s lounge. He's most upset right now!

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