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RE: Chat - 6/2/2004 8:33:56 PM

MizSuz

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ORIGINAL: yeehaw

Queen Goddess Emperor Domme sought:

Must have island castle with full sovereign nation status, with working drawbridge spanning shark-infested moat, ample minions, garrison, and full staff, livery, blacksmith shoppe, public square with gallows, guillotine, stocks and pillories, full Victorian wardrobe for all staff, minions, and prisoners, classic car collection with those neato national flags on the front fenders, and of course, a dungeon, with real prisoners for good effect.

All personel must be 24/7 SSC D&D free, of course, and have at least 5 years experience, a sexual resume`, be perfectly built, but not need to excersize, and be hypersexual, either terminally erect (8" minimum) or nymphomaniacial (D cup minimum, 110lbs max weight), and personally know Ann Rice.

Must be "for real".

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

OMG, that is toooo good.

You forgot "euro-chateau trained."

Too funny.

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RE: Chat - 6/2/2004 10:22:24 PM

ShadeDiva

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'ma rolling here!

lol

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RE: Chat - 6/2/2004 11:37:15 PM

Thanatosian

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Queen Goddess Emperor Domme sought:

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so you are looking for a crossdressing hermaphrodite???

or did you mean to say Empress?

sorry - couldn't resist

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RE: Chat - 6/3/2004 3:33:54 AM

Sinergy

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What?

Painting houses ....

.... and NO mention of ....

... washing windows?????

You okay there?

LOL!

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Not sure I have ever been "okay" but I do appreciate the fact that you asked.

I figure if I find the perfect sub who will paint my house, getting her to wash the windows as well should be a fait accompli.

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RE: Chat - 6/3/2004 7:32:35 AM

yeehaw

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You forgot "euro-chateau trained."

I like that! Plus I adore butchering the French language since it was taught to me by nuns. (yes, I do have a penguine fetishe`

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so you are looking for a crossdressing hermaphrodite???

or did you mean to say Empress?

My turn to laugh now

Bwahahahahaha, you got me brother!

I will make some changes and use your suggestions. I am thinking Empresse`, give it a tad o' Euro-flair, oui?

I should add something about doing windows as a show of "no limits" hardcore play ability.

Thanks for the suggestions, laughter, and just plain fun.

Y'all'r cool

(I abuse country speech too)

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RE: Chat - 6/4/2004 7:29:01 PM

ShadeDiva

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
I figure if I find the perfect sub who will paint my house, getting her to wash the windows as well should be a fait accompli.