This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off to work she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said .......
How do you know when a redhead's done having sex with you? She unlocks the handcuffs.
Mikal -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 8:52:10 PM)
A blond was out one morning, planting some flowers. After a bit, she decided it was time for breakfast, so she went inside to get some cereal. Upon opening a box of Cheerios and inspecting its contents, she exclaimed:
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
[:)]
MarkC -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 9:43:45 PM)
2 blonde are building a house.
1 of the blondes picks of a nail and if the head is pointed toward her she uses it, if it's pointed away she trashs it.
The 2nd blonde seeing her runs over and stops her. The 1st blonde explains about the head. The 2nd blonde says."Silly those are for the OTHER side of the house!"
A blonde calls her friend and begs for help with a jigsaw puzzle. "Well, what's it supposed to be?" asks the friend. "The picture on the box is a tiger, but the pieces all look the same," cries the blonde. "I'll never finish it." The friend comes over, takes a look at the puzzle box, and says; "Okay, you can stop crying, and let's put the frosted flakes back in the box, shall we?" [:D]
MarkC -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/20/2007 7:18:14 PM)
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito they stop sucking. . . .
bliss1 -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/23/2007 1:15:39 AM)
What do you call a blonde who has colored her hair?