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onceburned -> men who think their penis is small (6/29/2005 11:02:16 PM)

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This best way to reassure men with penile concerns is to educate them, the author of the report says. Men should know that a normal-sized penis is 1.6 inches or more when flaccid or 2.76 inches when stretched out.


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ShiftedJewel -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 10:27:42 AM)

Wow, this news would thrill the hell outta my ex husband.... But if that is the case, why did even the smallest condom keep falling off of him?

Jewel




Raphael -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 11:46:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel

Wow, this news would thrill the hell outta my ex husband.... But if that is the case, why did even the smallest condom keep falling off of him?

Jewel



The article refers to flacid dimensions, not erect. The relationship between the two is extremely variable. It's quite possible he was average or above average flacid, but still much smaller than average erect?




mnottertail -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 11:49:20 AM)

Walk like an Egyptian...................

LOL




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 1:07:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel
Wow, this news would thrill the hell outta my ex husband.... But if that is the case, why did even the smallest condom keep falling off of him?
Jewel

Yah poor soul, you have suffered a lot, LOL..[8D]
...and Chris I just want to say you live to serve and make people around you happier... Indeed this is great news for all men.. M




onceburned -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 1:40:54 PM)

I aim to please. Thank you.[:)]




ShiftedJewel -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 1:55:16 PM)

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The article refers to flacid dimensions, not erect. The relationship between the two is extremely variable. It's quite possible he was average or above average flacid, but still much smaller than average erect?



I wish......... nope, the two dimensions rarely changed much... we had to find an alternative form of birth control simply because they just didn't make condoms that small.

Jewel




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 1:58:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel
I wish......... nope, the two dimensions rarely changed much... we had to find an alternative form of birth control simply because they just didn't make condoms that small.
Jewel

[sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif][sm=lol.gif] Don't know if you mean to be funny Jewel, but I'm laughing my ass off with each of your posts on this subject.. M




ShiftedJewel -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 2:04:33 PM)

Yes, it's funny... but it's sooooooo true. One night he looked at me and said "Am I in?".... I said "F*ck I don't know"......... I know it isn't me, trust me... you can ask Scooter... I'm a little person.

Jewel




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 2:08:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel
One night he looked at me and said "Am I in?".... I said "F*ck I don't know"......... I know it isn't me, trust me... you can ask Scooter... I'm a little person.
Jewel[/color]

That was very unfortunate, for both of you... Hey did you ever buy one of those extentions for him? I wonder if they'd just fall off a person that small.. M




ShiftedJewel -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 2:14:50 PM)

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That was very unfortunate, for both of you... Hey did you ever buy one of those extentions for him? I wonder if they'd just fall off a person that small.. M


Yep, I sure did...... I even got him the book "Everything you ever wanted to know about sex but was afraid to ask" in hopes that he could learn to compensate.... neither worked.

My rings are a size 2 for my pinkie, a size 4 on my ring finger, my largest ring is a size 6 (Which I wear on my thumb).... erect I could hide it in one hand.... sadly, he was sooooo proud of it.

Jewel




Lordandmaster -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 4:01:04 PM)

Since everyone must be dying to know, I'll announce that my member is five inches flaccid. Lamspeach just measured me today. (We forgot to measure it erect though.)




latexcorset -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 4:16:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel

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The article refers to flacid dimensions, not erect. The relationship between the two is extremely variable. It's quite possible he was average or above average flacid, but still much smaller than average erect?



I wish......... nope, the two dimensions rarely changed much... we had to find an alternative form of birth control simply because they just didn't make condoms that small.

Jewel




OH you poor soul




Raphael -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 4:49:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel

quote:

The article refers to flacid dimensions, not erect. The relationship between the two is extremely variable. It's quite possible he was average or above average flacid, but still much smaller than average erect?



I wish......... nope, the two dimensions rarely changed much... we had to find an alternative form of birth control simply because they just didn't make condoms that small.

Jewel



I don't know if you're trying to be funny or not, so I'll assume not for the moment.

The average penis is MUCH larger erect than it is flacid, so it sounds like exactly what I suggested - he was average or better flacid, but well below average erect.

You know, there is a serious side to this fairly comical subject. All that ridiculous neurotic nonsense I see in women constantly about their looks (usually revolving down to a feeling there is something wrong with her if she can't approximate an adolescent boy in build) does have a male counterpart in penis size. Men are really quite neurotic about it in general, I think. I know I have been at times - and best I can tell I'm a good deal above average... but not being gay or bi, about the only time I see an erect penis that isn't my own is watching a porno film, so most of my life I've thought I was rather inferior in that department. I can only imagine what it might be like for a man like you describe... and I can finally really feel compassion instead of just exasperation for all the women that look damn good to me but are completely convinced they're hideously overweight.





SweetDommes -> RE: men who think their penis is small (6/30/2005 10:03:02 PM)

I just have to throw in a bit of random trivia that I learned in one of my psych classes in college - approximately 70% of men think that they are below average ... which is statistically so improbable that it might as well be impossible.




plantlady64 -> RE: men who think their penis is small (7/1/2005 11:25:06 AM)

Hello All,
I actully married a man without having sex with him first. I stayed faithfully married to a man with a 3 inch pecker when hard, the worst thing was he was un-comfortable with any form of sex. He thought it was a disrespectful act if you weren't trying to have kids. After 7 years I needed to get laid so bad I finally left.
If he'd had the urge to play with toys, with me manually or orally we could have worked something else out I'm sure.
We went to a urologist (sp?) who'd said there was no way to make it bigger surgically without risking lack of sensation issues. He recommended of all things viagra as the increased blood flow could make him a little bigger, but unfortunately for me that just wasn't enough.
For Jewel, We actually found a company online called condoms.com who can custom make condoms based on a measuring kit they send to you in the mail. Any man no matter how big or small can have condoms made there pretty cheap.




Lordandmaster -> RE: men who think their penis is small (7/1/2005 1:39:14 PM)

You left your husband because his penis was too small?




Oumae -> RE: men who think their penis is small (7/1/2005 2:07:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: onceburned

I aim to please. Thank you.[:)]


You lift the seat and aim in the bowl then? [;)]

Oumae




MadamMichelle -> RE: men who think their penis is small (7/11/2005 3:27:51 PM)

Just so you know. If you go to the first aid aisle of the drug store they have finger cots, right next to the bandages. A finger cot is basically a covering for your finger so any injuries can't come into contact with anything. They look like little condoms and can unroll to about three and a half inches long. They stretch out to about an inch and a half in diameter and they're only four bucks for a package of 12.




glassdoll -> RE: men who think their penis is small (7/11/2005 7:40:16 PM)

yes, but do they protect against pregnancy and std's?




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