Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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OK, all you Arrrrggghhhonauts. I have a "funny" to tell you that happened today while Daddy was visiting, and before we were about to leave for lunch. I was getting dressed after a small scene that He did with me and was flirting with him, shaking my bootious-maximus in His general direction. He grinned and gave me a little pat, then asked me, "Do you have gas?" I looked around at Him and said, "No." (almost a whisper - very startled and shy because I didn't fart or anything) He said, "I'll have to fix that and make sure you have it." I was so confused and said, "Huh?" He said, "I'm going to make certain you have gas before I leave." I looked Him in the face and asked, "Why, Daddy? I don't understand." He said, "You don't have gas and you need to." I stopped it at that point and said, "What are you talking about? I didn't fart and I don't want to." He looked at me like I had a second head and said, "It's a natural occurrence, baby, but what are you getting at?" I said, "Why do you want me to get gas?" He started laughing and said, "In your car, baby... in your car, before we go get lunch, we need to get gas in your car." It was so funny. We laughed and laughed like a couple of school kids who heard a dirty joke.
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