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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 11/25/2007 6:35:41 AM

SoHott

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ORIGINAL: Kirata

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ORIGINAL: Kirata

How many Tuchuks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the bosk.

Got more?

How Kewt!!! funny :)

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 11/25/2007 9:12:37 AM

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To no one and everyone all at once:

This is great. Please provide more.

*rolls around laughing and giggling in the shadows, feeling much more welcome here, now*

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 11/25/2007 9:34:41 AM

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Tal to the Free and property,
Tal Grace,

By any chance was the slave in the tree a blonde??lmao
Thanks for sharing.

I wish you all well,
TM4Y

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 11/28/2007 9:49:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: feralkyttin

To no one and everyone all at once:

This is great. Please provide more.

*rolls around laughing and giggling in the shadows, feeling much more welcome here, now*

What is the MOST dreaded thing that can happen to both the Free and property in an online Gorean community?

Denial Of Service.

Be Well meesha :)

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 11/28/2007 9:54:30 AM

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Why did the Tuchuk cross the road? To get wrenches for his broken down tractor.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 12/6/2007 7:06:44 PM

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How do you confuse a kajira?
Put her in a round room, and order her to stand in the corner.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 12/7/2007 1:00:18 AM

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This is one of my favorite Gorean spoof advertisements:

The Deluxe Insta-Gor
Free Woman Kit

This kit is perfect for the woman who wants to submit but hates being naked.
Comes with the following:

Veils to cover your face

One-Size-Fits-All Robes of Concealment

Secret FW Decoder Ring

Dainty feminine knife

Collar (a slightly larger collar that that in the Insta-Gor Masters Kit to fit around the neck of the subby male in your life.)

Official I.R.A. Gorean Membership Certificate (Suitable for framing)

and the Official Talena Barbie Doll, complete with accessories

Order before July 1, and you will get a free T-shirt proclaiming
"I am Free Woman, I Submit to No Man";
Only $129.95 for the ENTIRE package!

Replacement veils in case you are face stripped.
$15.99

Robes of concealment that cover your hands while you type for the online only Free Woman
$24.99

But then of course....

"The Free Woman is a riddle, the answer to which is the collar."

Page 50 - Magicians of Gor

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 12/17/2007 6:05:19 AM

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FR-

This posting is inspired by the Genoid thread. Placing it here, since it isn't truly on topic there.

PSA: Potty first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA&feature=related

Chuckels to all -
Grace

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 12/17/2007 6:50:28 AM

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grace

Thanks for the potty warning!!!! That was hilarious!!!

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 12/18/2007 1:53:48 PM

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Hi grace,

Thank you for the laugh. My slave enjoyed it as well.

Best wishes,
TM4Y

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 12/20/2007 9:35:03 AM

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Why did the Tuckuk cross the road?

Because it was following its true nature. On the artificial society of earth, creatures are taught not to follow their true natures. Thus, when they cross the road, they must give some rationalization, such as "to get to the other side." Here, on Gor, we are in touch with ourr true nature and do not have such problems.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 1/14/2008 10:51:28 AM

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Gorean t-shirts:

Real Men Drink Their Blackwine Straight.
This Woman is a collar-free zone.
WWTCD
I said 'home stone", not "home stoned."
kajira are just dessert.
Patriotism begins at home stone.

Regards-
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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 1/14/2008 10:13:15 PM

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Ah, but the real question is:

Is this WIITTWD?

Health,
al-Aswad.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 1/15/2008 6:30:28 AM

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LOLLOLLOL

one day the kajira was swimming in a warm pool, a Master came by and with a look told her to serve him, she got out of the water dripping on the stones at the edge, and he looked at her and said, as she knelt prettily, "That's what I like to see, a girl really wet."

What do you call a girl floating on the water?
uncollared.

Why do Warriors sing?
They let their swords talk for them.

Overheard at Bosk King: "Slave I like it my way."
"Yes Master, would you like fries with that?"

Overheard at the unemployment office: "We have one position open if you can bara."

Have you've heard of the song; "I do it my way." sang by Master Como?

There's a new slave position, it's all the rage in remote areas. The slave stands with her right arm lifted up to the sun, gracefully holding a piece of aluminum foil gently twisted, with her left knee bent lifting her foot gently upward, while titling her head to the right so you can get better reception on the TV. (Not available in HD)

More later... have a great day!! I wish you well.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 1/15/2008 6:42:18 AM

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HEHEHEHEHE!!! Those were good.

Grace

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 1/16/2008 9:49:03 AM

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Ok, rave reviews..

Why did the Tuchuk cross the road?
What road?? We are on the plains, that was a line of bosk dung.

Why did the Tuchuk woman have a nose ring?
Allergy season.

There was a man named Tarl
Who had a tarn named Carl
Tarl drank too much paga one night
And much to his delight
He spotted a woman on a bridge
Just over the next ridge
He goaded the big bird on faster
And the bird sprang to obey his Master
But he ended up dumbstruck
When he ran out of chain luck
Poor Tarl had misjudged his sight
The woman ran screaming into the night
But the bird did manage to hit a wall
And that was the end of it all

Don't applaud just throw money

I wish you well,

Terrah

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 2/11/2008 8:21:01 PM

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Did you hear about the renaming of the Gorean salt mines? They are now known as the...scroll down
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The Tarl's Bad Caverns

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 2/12/2008 1:53:10 PM

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UUUUGGHHHHHh! :-)
that calls for some seasoned commentary...old and salty

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 3/4/2008 3:11:46 PM

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You might be a Gorean red-neck if you use your tarn goad to go fishing.

Koa Bosk,
the Merchant.

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...but to take truth for granted is not to know it. Truth not won is not possessed. We are not entitled to truths for which we have not fought.
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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 3/8/2008 3:30:36 PM

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Ok, so this one isn't Gorean......pretty funny anyway!

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Well wishes to all-
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