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Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 4:54:04 PM   
Kirata


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<rimshot>
 
Heh. Well, you know, it's been getting a bit greyish around here. I mean, you can barely take a step in any direction anymore without tripping over some righteous zealot, or the same one again, bringing us the Truth of Gor. And I mean, these are seriously cheerless people. Haven't got a sense of humor among them. Which reminds me of another one...
 
How many Tuchuks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
 
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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 4:55:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kirata

How many Tuchuks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 

Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the bosk.
 
Got more?

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 5:00:27 PM   
amelliagrace


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Status: offline 		How many slaves does it take to change an energy bulb?
One, if she knows what's good for her.
 
How many Masters does it take to change an energy bulb?
Curiosity is unbecoming in a kajira. (Alternate answer: None, He just has His slave do it.)
 
There are more where these came from........
Grace - who sadly can not take credit for 'em. 

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 6:30:04 PM   
Maahsatti


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Greetings and thank you Kirata, The bright humor you have brought has been uplifting.
Sadly , you are all too correct about the grey *slugs* (my words no one elses) in case anyone takes issue.bringing nothing but grief and a blanket of dark feelings.
Again, thank you.

I wish you well,
Maahsatti
P.S. I know that Olaf of Torvaldsland has a huge collection of Gorean jokes and I will take some time to find them and add to the thread you started. I think you will get a kick out of them. *smiles kindly to you*

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 6:33:46 PM   
amelliagrace


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Status: offline 		What do you call a bosk calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What is the best thing to do if you find a sleen in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of rocks are on the bottom of Thassa?
Wet ones.
 
edited to add:
No, these aren't original either.

Grace 

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 6:41:58 PM   
Maahsatti


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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 6:45:23 PM   
kisshou


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Status: offline 		Greetings Master Kirata,

thank you for this thread.

I got the following off the Gorean Whispers site.


The Masters.
Not just a golf tournament.



hehehehe
kisshou

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 6:50:56 PM   
amelliagrace


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Status: offline 		How many slaves does it take to screw in an energy bulb?
Slaves screw in alcoves, not energy bulbs.
How can you tell if there's a tharlarion in your refrigerator?
You can see its footprints in the jello.
Why do tharlarion paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in ramberry bushes. (Have you ever seen a tharlarion hiding in a ramberry bush? No? It must be working, then.)
 
Grace (nope...not guilty)

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 6:51:20 PM   
SixFootMaster


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First Master: Can't wait to get home tonight and tear the FC's panties off!
Second Master: Why, are they too tight on you?


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How-so oft fresh injurious deed
Doth turn Janus' petulant gaze
'pon the rocks and storm rift sea
And littered wood of broken days
disregard for toil shown
no ground broken, no seed sewn.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 7:25:33 PM   
amiciaN


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Who's there?
A Gorean.
A Gorean who?
(Wishing everyone) A Gorean ghoulish Halloween.

Happy Haunting!

(yes it's original) 


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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 7:35:42 PM   
amelliagrace


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*stamps her foot, places hands on hips, and looks indignant* Excuse me? Change an energy bulb? I think not.
How many Masters does it take to open a bottle of paga?
None, and it had damn well better be open and waiting for Him when He gets home.
 
Hey, I'm only they typist -
 
Grace

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 7:35:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kisshou


The Masters.
Not just a golf tournament.



Now that would make a great saying for a T-Shirt

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 8:03:33 PM   
amelliagrace


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Status: offline 		Why do tharlarion have flat feet?
From jumping out of ramberry bushes.
What's that brown stuff in between tharlarions' toes?
Slow peasants.
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
An urt going on vacation.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/29/2007 8:08:58 PM   
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How-so oft fresh injurious deed
Doth turn Janus' petulant gaze
'pon the rocks and storm rift sea
And littered wood of broken days
disregard for toil shown
no ground broken, no seed sewn.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/30/2007 3:34:37 PM   
amelliagrace


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Wave at her.
How did the slave die while drinking bosk milk?
The bosk fell on her.

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/30/2007 4:01:44 PM   
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From then on I knew: God doesn't make the world this way.
We do." -- Rorschack, Watchmen.


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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/30/2007 5:24:45 PM   
ygraine


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How do you cure a FW of nymphomania?
FC her.
Y

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/30/2007 10:04:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ygraine

ok...
How do you cure a FW of nymphomania?
FC her.
Y

Why do bond-maids wear kirtles?
 
To keep their ankles warm.
 
 

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 10/30/2007 11:01:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: amelliagrace

How do you get a one-armed slave out of a tree?
Wave at her.


Now that is funny

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RE: Why did the Tuckuk cross the road? - 11/3/2007 8:25:54 PM   
amelliagrace


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Why?
"Because they'd rather fight than switch."
 
Grace - yeah, I have to take the responsibility for that one.

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