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amelliagrace -> You might be Gorean....... (11/3/2007 8:36:57 PM)

If the word paga has ever crossed your lips, you might be a Gorean.
 
If you've ever had a kajira who turned out to be an FC, you might be a Gorean. If you've ever spoken of Tarl and Jason as though they were your homies, you just might be a Gorean. If you differentiate between nadu and kneel, well, you just might be a Gorean 
If you ever wanted to Minsk when you grew up, you just might be Gorean. If you've ever written to a pharmaceutical company asking they develope a slave wine in convenient capsule form, you might be Gorean. If you'd rather go on a tarn strike than a panty raid any day, you might be a Gorean. Regards to all - Grace Foxworthy
Edited because my typist isn't always beautiful and pleasing.



Maahsatti -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 2:26:36 PM)

lol

Hi Grace,

This is not a Gorean joke and is from Jeff Foxworthy himself.


"Men, do you know why they can train us?"
"cuz they are smarter then us"
Jeff Foxworthy
hehe
Maahsatti



ygraine -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 3:00:53 PM)

ok with much tongue in cheek, don't get your hackles up, people:
You might be an on-line Gorean if:

10. You have a sticky keyboard, and you don’t drink pop..
9. Used to play a lot of D&D
8. Has a dozen “slaves” and why the hell not?
7. Has at least one ridiculous looking outfit that he wears to SCA events or dungeon Master meetings
6. Has a vanilla spouse who “doesn’t understand”
5. Gets booted a lot. (busted!!!)
4.  Has the biggest weapons ever. (compensating for something?)
3. May claim an outrageous job (CIA, MI5, CSI forensics, law, etc.)
2. Books? What books?
1. Turns off the computer and says “yes dear to his wife, feeds the dog and does the dishes.

I bet you all know at least one person like that.
Y



wisteriaV -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 3:29:13 PM)

OMG TFF thanks amelliagrace[:D]



aeleberaNB -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 9:08:28 PM)

Greetings Masters and Mistresses
Greetings girls:

Mistress Maahsatti and Mistress Ygraine: Thank You both so very much for the laughs after a long week of going insane at work.

grace: thank you for the humor, i needed a good chuckle after work today and when i saw this i thought oh this should be good and did i ever get a chuckle out of it all.

Thank you for the laughs :)

wishing all well and a fantastic warm week,
aelebera{NB}



amelliagrace -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 9:23:09 PM)

aelebera -
 
I'm glad you got a good chuckle.  Life is way to short not to stop and laugh, isn't it.  May you rest well after your tough day, and have a wonderful tomorrow.

Regards -
Grace



aeleberaNB -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 9:26:42 PM)

Greetings grace:

i agree that life is too short to not stop and smell the flowers, jump in puddles, throw snowballs with loved ones, and to laugh when things go wrong in life.

thank you :)

wishing you well,
aelebera{NB}



alonelyheart -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 9:41:06 PM)

greetings grace,

thank you for making this girl laugh for being a rough Sunday it was well needed. ~smiles softly~ would agree with aelebra that life is way to short,but life is also the journey that never ends. just this girls opinion.

with respect,

alonelyheart



noyeh -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 11:36:36 PM)

You might be Gorean If

1. Every earth woman you see you think is a natural slave
2. You try to slap a collar on your best friends sister or girlfriend
3. You try your chain luck in the middle east on one of the burka covered Muslims while serving your country.
4. You try to ride your parakeet.
5.  You go to a bar and try to take the local waitress to the alcove.
6. Every one of your cats are named for every kajira in the book.
7. If your Dad collars your Mom and say's that was their wedding.



Maahsatti -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/4/2007 11:50:37 PM)

You might be Gorean if


You wear your scarves over your face, like a veil.
You kneel on the floor in tower, to watch TV
You expect your bartender waitress to serve your drink , flowing down and between her boosm into your glass.
you drink your milk from a footed bowl.
you build a shrine in the backyard for the grasshoppers



amelliagrace -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/5/2007 5:06:24 AM)

Thanks, Babs and noyeh. Those were great!
 
Regards -
Grace



amelliagrace -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/5/2007 5:49:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ygraine

I bet you all know at least one person like that.
Y


Wild horses couldn't drag the nam........LOL.
Grace



nephandi -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/5/2007 11:37:00 AM)

Greetings

quote:

4. You try to ride your parakeet.


Poor parakeet! :O

But seriously when we are talking about pets. You know you have read to much Gor books when you wonder of the criss you feed your pet spider whit might have some bigger relatives that will flame death your house for killing their young. :P

i wish you well



Kimveri -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/5/2007 1:00:18 PM)

 If you can read this
!naeroG eb thgim uoY



Aswad -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/5/2007 1:18:17 PM)

"criss" means "cricket" ... translation error.



Terrah -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/5/2007 3:03:05 PM)

Tim`Allen, Man of Gor: "What we need here is a Binnford Mark 29 Shackler with built-in kolar attachment, arrr arrrr!" "more collars!" arr arr arr we need more slave power

a young lad walks into the kitchen for breakfast one day and his mother asks
Son have you done your chores?
No mother...he replies
She puts her hands on her hips and says
well no breakfast till you do
the boy storms out of the house and goes to do his chores
he feeds the vulo and then cause he is mad he kicks a vulo
he milks the bosk and then cause he is mad he kicks a bosk
he slops the tarsk and then cause he is mad he kicks a tarsk
well he returns to the house and sets down to eat his breakfast and his mother sets down a bowl of dry cereal
the boy complains
Mother where is my eggs and bacon and milk for my cereal?
the mother replies
you kicked a vulo so no eggs
you kicked a tarsk so no bacon
you kicked a bosk so no milk
just then the boys father steps into the room and the pet cat gets under his feet so in anger he kicks the cat
the boy looks to his mother and says
should I tell him or will you?

uhura leans over the Kirks shoulder, one strap of her clingy yellow silks falling down to reveal naked flesh as she whispers sultrily  "hailing frequencies open Master"

Johnny Cash....."Well I hear that tarn a comin...its flappin in the wind....and I ain't alcoved a slavegirl...since..I dont know when....I'm stuck in this damn wagon....us Tuchuks we do ride.....when I hear them slavegirl giggling...I hang my head and cry"

"today on Goraldo...redsilks and the Masters who love them"

today on Goraldo, Shackling, a promise of the future??

Overheard at BoskKing........<slavegirl> greetings Master and welcome to BoskKing...how may this one serve you today?  <slavegirl> Greetings Master..may this one fetch you a whopper?
<OrderTaker> there's no such THING as a happy meal slavegirl!

Overheard at the Employment office...<EmploymentCounselor> I know you're a yellow silk but can you fake red silk till you learn the dances?

Overheard at the Emplyment office........<EmplymentCounselor> we have this one opening..but the Master is a real slave driver

Overheard at the Employment Office: This job requires a minimun of at least 2 years in chain management.....

Overheard at the Employment Office: We know you have experience with kajira, but this job requires you also know how to handle a Tarn and it's A+ if you can plunder and steal slaves....

Overheard at McBosk's...<slavegirl> would you like fries with your BoskBurger today Master? <Master> Did I say I wanted fries girl? Let me speak to your owner

<BeverlyCrusher> Of course I'm a healer boy, what the hell you think these green robes signify....now fetch me a thermometer <wesly> right away Mistr.....ummm Mom....ummmm Mistress Mom

<MasterScotty> Bahh..you canna get any good paga outta these replicators

I wish ya'll well

Terrah





Kaiynasha -> RE: You might be Gorean....... (11/5/2007 3:17:17 PM)

Very cute of you.




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