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domiguy -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 10:58:11 AM)

Seems to have a tad bit of a religious point of view...How about this?



ownedgirlie -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 11:02:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

well, I used the title as a model.

I would have typed in just 'caning' but I didn't want anyone to be fucked up for the rest of their life because they thought they should be lacing up chair seats and backs in decorative patterns for sexual gratification, and finding out that they might only rarely sit astride the pinnacle of total orgasm. 

Al Kinsey


Heh. 

I was playing on the fact that caning got a few hits.



Jeffff -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 11:02:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

based on my research you are going to have to cut the meat into manageable portions.

General Tips for Quality Products
  • Can only good quality poultry, red meat, game and seafood.
  • Chill home-produced meat soon after slaughter to 40 degrees Fahrenheit or lower
  • to prevent spoilage.
  • Keep all work areas sanitary and meat clean.
  • If meat must be held for longer than a few days before canning, freeze it.
  • Keep frozen until ready to can it.
  • Trim meat of gristle, bruised spots and fat before canning. Too much fat left on
  • meat can lead to sealing failures.
  • Have dial gauges on pressure canners checked annually.
  • All pressure canners need to be vented for 10 minutes.




These helpful tips from the University Extension Service.
 
Orville Freeman
Sec'y of Agriculture 



No mention of quality sluts?...... and over sight?

Jeff



MasterFireMaam -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 11:11:45 AM)

It's caning, NOT canning. Canning is a way to preserve food. Caning is either the fiber woven at the bottom of a chair OR a beating with a cane.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/canning
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/caning

I know this because I was horrified that I used canning in my book. I've since fixed it, but the early printing will have canning. While I do know how to can, I don't consider it a BDSM skill.

Master Fire



tightlockup -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 11:17:32 AM)

Many people use a pressure cooker when they are canning, do be careful and mind it for if you don't the lid come off at a high rate of speed.
My grandmother always used Mason jars. They had two different kinds of lids, one was solid, and the other one had a separate ring with a lid insert.
I recommend getting lids that will pop out if what you've canned has gone bad. Botulism is bad for you, on the other hand maybe you could
sell it to a plastic surgeon?

Canning generates a lot of heat, in fact if you do it during the summer and turn off the air conditioning you can get a nice sauna kind of effect depending
on the size and shape of your kitchen.



ownedgirlie -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 11:23:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

It's caning, NOT canning. Canning is a way to preserve food. Caning is either the fiber woven at the bottom of a chair OR a beating with a cane.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/canning
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/caning

I know this because I was horrified that I used canning in my book. I've since fixed it, but the early printing will have canning. While I do know how to can, I don't consider it a BDSM skill.

Master Fire



When asked to clarify, the OP clarified canning.  I went with it.  :)


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ORIGINAL: touchofeuphoria

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

is it caning or canning?


Canning




LadyHugs -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 12:51:49 PM)

Dear touchofeuphoria, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
Erotic caning (e.g. as to use a rattan cane) is sensual caning.  I have given presentations and have taught the art of caning, to include Florentine caning.  Just Google Lady Hugs Caning into your browser or search engine.  The one site; www.CANE-IAC.com has an illustrated version of what www.iron-rose.com has in their library.
 
Tipping has been a wounderful means to tap into the accu-pressure points, to which taps into the nerve bundles.  Nerves are like electrical signals to the body and connect in so many ways and causes reactions that are involuntary.  To be able to tap on the right areas on the nipples and the victim/bottom feeling the 'tug' or 'sensations' that connect nipples to clitorus and or phallus through the prostrate; is a pleasant connection without having to flesh touch flesh but, the energy from Dominant through the cane into the nerve system and vibrate the areas of the erotic zones people have.  Just like tipping on the pubic area/mons area; approximately 1 finger width from the top of the labia major or for men, the same distance from the root of the phallus. 
 
To lightly brush the body with a cane, or with a scoop like stroke--warms the skin and could be considered a warm up if a TOP wanted to do an all caning scene.  It is low impact and sensual and can cover areas that are narrow, such as the underside of breasts and or the sweet spot on the buttocks/thigh area.
 
With textured canes, to rub or carress the skin, in of itself--wakes up the sensitivities and senses of the bottom/victim.  Crossing over nipples and or genital openings can cause reactions that awaken the sensual doors per se.
 
As canes and rods come in different textures, makes, lengths, diameters and the like--each offers their own 'voice' to the sensations felt.  I enjoy aluminum arrow shafts myself, especially when introducing the cane and it's voice--or vibrations.  To be able to see it bounce and vibrate extremely so--it helps to see, feel and or experience how canes can work much like a tuning fork.  Rods are not as giving so they are more harsh and act more like a post vs. a reed, branch and or an extention of energy, vibration and or voice.
 
Just some thoughts.
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs



ExSteelAgain -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 12:56:34 PM)

There is a certain couple's profile that has a picture of this big cannister thing that I have never been able to figure out. Maybe there is something to this canning thing. [8|]



LadyHugs -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 1:05:57 PM)

Dear ExSteelAgain, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
It might be a canister to hold canes.  Some people are quite clever in carrying their canes in long map tubes as to keep the canes from damage.  Some use fishing rod boxes.  Some use arrow quivers.  Some have used rifle cases.
 
For fun, one can use the holiday wrapping paper tube.  It can bring a lot of laughter and fun banging on a beehind or gently rapping against the breasts and or about the body.  Also, those long rubbery like cushions you see at football games people clap with...  Caning can be fun with good imagination.  PVC pipe is a possible toy as well.  I bought a candy cane that was made of such a pipe--rather thin and light..but hollow as it is--its fun to use.
 
Just some thoughts,
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs



ExSteelAgain -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 1:19:09 PM)

LadyHugs, maybe that was it, ha, thanks. It was a big intimidating thing that I couldn't figure out.



Prinsexx -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 3:45:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: touchofeuphoria

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

is it caning or canning?


Canning


no canning is definitely what we do to tuna......



Prinsexx -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 4:01:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: touchofeuphoria

I've heard that fetish mentioned before, yet I can't seem to find any information on it. What is it?

We have a tradition of caning in the UK. Also known as 'English' or giving English', it derives from a quite olden practice of Headmasters or Headmistresses in both 'public' schools (the most expensive and elite type of private schhool actually), private schools and indeed state schools up until corporal punishment in schoold was banned.

Whilst slippering was also used, and rulers across ones knuckles, caning was the most severe punishment. Therefore there is a whole social class of very well educated otherwise vanilla men from the days when public schools were for males only, whose only fantasy revolves around the replication of their public schoold childhoods: caning from a Headmistress or headmaster.

There exist, therefore many types of original school canes which can be bought in antique shops here. I had begun to collect them....but give them as gifts.

They range in price from as little as £15. There are those that are prefferred: fine thin canes that make a warning swich as they move through the air. The shape of the handle is most important and elongated finely curved hadles are the best as they allow a firm grip.

Unlike the sudden 'dull' feeling of a ninetail whip, and the stinging, recursive feel of a riding crop, a cane delivers a sharp and intense pain. i believe a cane can do most damge to skin and underlying tissue and indeed bone if practiced too harshly in inexperienced hands.

Pain sluts love caning. i find it makes them detach.
Master uses a cane on me in two main ways. The first is the usual whack: at the kitchen sink at random, or whilst i am kneeling and bent over a table or bed. But He then uses it caressingly and plays with it by olling it along my skin. It is fablously erotic because the senstaion of healing is done wit that which delivers most pain.

Prinsexx



touchofeuphoria -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 7:10:02 PM)

I spelt it right. I'm not talking about caning and I specified that a couple of posts under my first one. I'm just going to assume "erotic canning" doesn't exist. Thanks anyways.



sweetwenchie -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 7:12:52 PM)

canning fruits and veggies naked?  Doing dirty things with said fruits and veggies prior to canning them???  You got me on this one.



takenbyjohnr07 -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 7:28:42 PM)

i was terrified of caning, until my Owner showed me erotic caning. Now i look forward to it.



SilentTigresss -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/23/2008 8:22:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LK

It's all in how it's done. My canes are my favorite impact tool, and I hate to hear people say they are a hard limit. Usually that means they have only been exposed to someone who  knows how to use them one way...pick up stick, and hit other person hard!

You can get as many different sensations out of canes as you can out of floggers, maybe more so.  I have done everything from strokes that felt like a form of physical therapy, up to some pretty heavy hits, and on to blood (with a select few).

When I do an erotic caning, the warm up is more sensual and the strokes and type of cane is selected to add to that feeling. I usually include other things as well, bondage, insertables, ect. The strokes are lghter and more interestingly placed. I once did a very extended cock caning that was hot as hell. I love this form of play!

LK


i like what LK said.  



laurell3 -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/24/2008 12:23:30 AM)

I guess I've never encountered caning that wasn't erotic and incredibly enjoyable and I've definitely never encountered canning [;)]. 



ExSteelAgain -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/24/2008 1:53:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHugs

Dear ExSteelAgain, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
It might be a canister to hold canes.  Some people are quite clever in carrying their canes in long map tubes as to keep the canes from damage.  Some use fishing rod boxes.  Some use arrow quivers.  Some have used rifle cases.
 
For fun, one can use the holiday wrapping paper tube.  It can bring a lot of laughter and fun banging on a beehind or gently rapping against the breasts and or about the body.  Also, those long rubbery like cushions you see at football games people clap with...  Caning can be fun with good imagination.  PVC pipe is a possible toy as well.  I bought a candy cane that was made of such a pipe--rather thin and light..but hollow as it is--its fun to use.
 
Just some thoughts,
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs


I thought so at first, but after talking to CE who actually e-mailed and asked this couple what the huge cannister pic was about, I beg to differ. She said they put subs in this big cannister thing. It is some type of caging twist. Damn, I wish I could find that profile. So maybe the OP knows what he is talking about.



tulitukka -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/24/2008 3:23:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: touchofeuphoria

I've heard that fetish mentioned before, yet I can't seem to find any information on it. What is it?


Canned pussies, anyone? Best quality! Good till 12/2010!!!



mnottertail -> RE: Erotic Canning (1/24/2008 5:41:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

canning fruits and veggies naked?  Doing dirty things with said fruits and veggies prior to canning them???  You got me on this one.


There was a feller out here once looking for an amish woman that would slaughter and butcher various animals as he looked on and perhaps felt himself up in the carnal manner.

However, humans being of free agency, if one can not google erotic canning, it seems to me that one should be able to take it upon oneself to become the author and prophet of this deep nerve-ganglion frenching sort of preservation of foodstuffs.

I would think however, that one should take extra precautions not to jizz on the bands, so that the seal is not compromised. That would lead to medical play and would dilute the power of the popping moment as you uncanned the product.

(I am just sayin')

AmishMaster   



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