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Joined: 5/2/2007 From: Savannah, GA Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Hello? Police? We have a "situation" here. yes, yes, of course it's serious! Well, it's like this. Persephone.... what? No, not the one from ancient myths...what? no,YES she IS a real person... no I have not been using any... what? yes I'm sure.... can I please... Well if you'd be quiet, I WOULD tell you. YES. So, anyway, she's marrying a whole bunch of people and .... What? No she is a woman. No, she's not in Utah. What? Well I spose that could be. But she LOOKS like a woman. Have you ... huh? Well there's a corset... you know CORSET. Scarlett Ohara. holds your waist in and pushes a woman's breasts... what? breasts? *exasperated sigh* BEWBIAGE... Thank you. Anyway, she's marrying a whole bunch of people and.... Yes, on February 9th. No wait, that's when the monkey marries the pirate. What? well that's a whole OTHER story. No it is not interspecies. What? No he's not a REAL pirate. No, that's Johnny Depp! What? Hell no I will not! Never fricking mind! I hate explaining. *SNORTSNORTSNICKER*
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polysnortatious Supreme Goddess of Snark CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags! Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.
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