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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 9:48:15 AM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 9:52:44 AM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 10:47:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		Not in the UK, a C is for an ample bosom, Lush. A D cup here means 'backache' and anything larger is usually an operation... unless you're Katie Price and get manoeuvred everywhere via a wheelbarrow (one for each tit).
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan
Having a C cup, you will need to have a pretty big mouth to warm these up.


A C cup??? thats downright small.


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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 11:00:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		MM with a DD...I would welcome that surgery..I have permanent bra strap grooves in my shoulders from carrying them around all these years. Worse Gravity was not my friend and neither was puberty..I have been hauling these suckers around since I was 9.5 years old started growing at 9 and hit DD before I was 10...sigh

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 11:18:47 AM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		DD here too, since gravity has already done its worst damage, got rid of the bra strap issue by ditching it whenever Im home, which is most the time.
a C at 13 and DD by 14......yet weighed 85 pounds till I was in my mid 20's stopped growing height wise in the 6th grade. NO NO and NO I was not anerexic.......just vey tiny sans the jugmongeous ta ta's.



DD and 4'9"  does not equal balance, which is why I sometimes seem to trip on air. LOL

I wanna wheelbarrow thingie.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 11:22:00 AM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 11:47:35 AM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

Having a C cup, you will need to have a pretty big mouth to warm these up.


A C cup??? thats downright small.


I must inform His Evilness of this news.  After I died my hair, he wanted me to send a pic so I went into the bathroom & took a pic in the mirror.  He sent me a text saying that all he got were the big boobs, no room for the hair!!! 

edited because Sage is controlling my fingers & I can't seem to type.

< Message edited by LinnaeaBorealis -- 1/26/2009 11:49:24 AM >

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 11:48:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I hate it when i am being picked on by jerk offs!

POTS.....leave Lushy alone!!!!!


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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 11:50:10 AM   
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A C cup??? thats downright small.

<---looks down at her B's.



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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 11:54:33 AM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 12:12:14 PM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 12:27:21 PM   
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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 12:28:59 PM   
lusciouslips19


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

A C cup??? thats downright small.

<---looks down at her B's.





Your a tall lanky gal. Big boobs would look silly on you. Besides, you'ld probably keel over and break something. SO be thankful for small miracles.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 12:52:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I hate it when i am being picked on by jerk offs!

POTS.....leave Lushy alone!!!!!



SHE started it by threatening me with bodily harm!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 1:08:32 PM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		I feel ya pain, Poenkitten, almost... but only when I turn over in bed awkwardly and the next thing I know I've got a searing pain shooting through one of the twins b/c I've leant on it awkwardly. Great for breath play though !  I was ten when I sprouted boobs and all the boys in  my class kept trying to cop a feel, it was embarrassing and I only really grew into them when I blossomed into a young lady in my late teens when curves began appearing in other parts of my body, so it kind of evened out then. With gravity, plus added weight, I did go up to a D cup and that perky roundness is no longer there, it's been replaced with a couple of spaniel's ears... but have lost a little and it's dropped down again to a C, so I'm reminiscent of a car's air bags having blown up and then deflated... But, I kind of like my boobs and even if I could have something done about them now, I wouldn't, same with my child bearing stretch marks... they're unique to me and I'm comfortable having them. I wouldn't have the same attitude if my breasts were too heavy and detrimental to my posture, causing constant backache, etc...
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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx
MM with a DD...I would welcome that surgery..I have permanent bra strap grooves in my shoulders from carrying them around all these years. Worse Gravity was not my friend and neither was puberty..I have been hauling these suckers around since I was 9.5 years old started growing at 9 and hit DD before I was 10...sigh

poenkitten


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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 1:09:43 PM   
SavageFaerie


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I think Sage really needs Designated Boob Carriers, one for each side!  Cute boys, of course.  Or girls.  Whatever.


Can I have a pair of BOTH?

True Story
After hurricaine Rita, we hired a couple of instant constuctions workers to nail new boards to the privacy fence. Ya know the kind where you pay them by the day not by the hour.
 
The rest of the adults were out burning out stumps from the about 20 trees we lost.  So its past their quitting time and my daughter, her b/f who is always ready to share a beer, myself and the last remaining 'construction worker' were hanging around the current bonfire.  I was kinda sitting on a still not chainsawed fallen tree and the guy looked at me and said "you shouldnt slump its bad on your back"
 
Now mind you I already have a dirty ashy tshirt on from the day of cutting and burning.
 
I gave him "The Look" grabbed his hands put them under the ta ta's and said......here you drag these damn things around with you all day and not slump"
 
His mouth dropped......of course after recovering from the short ta ta holdage....and said....
"I take that back"
 
Do not mess with a tired fire feeding woman.
 
He came back the next day and offered me a vico  LOL
 
 
edited to make sense
 
 


< Message edited by SavageFaerie -- 1/26/2009 1:13:01 PM >

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 1:16:40 PM   
T1981


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Status: offline 		Here here SavageFarie! My breasts are freakishly big, too (36 DDD - yes, that's THREE D's) and weigh so very much. Maddening.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 1:17:59 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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Status: offline 		You are a genuine hoot & rapidly becoming my hero, Sage!!!  How late is too late to call you on the phone?

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 1:23:32 PM   
SavageFaerie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: T1981

Here here SavageFarie! My breasts are freakishly big, too (36 DDD - yes, that's THREE D's) and weigh so very much. Maddening.



nuttin fits, clothes wise huh

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RE: I hate it when........ - 1/26/2009 1:27:28 PM   
SavageFaerie


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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

You are a genuine hoot & rapidly becoming my hero, Sage!!!  How late is too late to call you on the phone?


Anytime before 9:30 EST when my sister starts turning everything off.

But be prepared to hear her in the background.......are you gonna watch this, should I change it pointing to the TV.....I usually just ignore her. LOL

She works in TV, she lives in TV.

Oh that reminds me I need to delete the shows I couldnt concentrate on off the dvr and be ready for the daily lie of did you watch...this....this....this....



edited to add the time zone.


< Message edited by SavageFaerie -- 1/26/2009 1:28:18 PM >

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