Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I love it when I prank my ob/gyn. I figure if a strange person is going to be reaching around in my secret zones, the least I can do is get a giggle out of it. For the past 3 or 4 years, at my yearly appt, I do something noteworthy to make his last appt. of the day memorable. Today, I had to kind of think on the fly, so I asked his receptionist for 2 mailing labels. She gave them to me and laughed, saying, "Is this part of this year's prank?" I nodded and got a Sharpie from her and wrote "ENTRANCE IN FRONT" on one, and EXIT IN REAR" on the other, and stuck them on my tummy, below my belly button. When he asked me to lay back, he caught a glimpse of the "signage" and moved the sheet, looked at his nurse, and started laughing. He thanked me for "giving [him] directions and instructions, because you can never be too sure, even after doing this for 30 years." Last year, I took a marker and drew eyes on my bewbs and a smiling mouth under the nippie, using the nippies as noses. =o) They never forget me, even though I only see them once a year, they know I'm going to give them a little silliness to take home via a chuckle during their commute.
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