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Firegoddez -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 1:14:52 PM)
I have one of these fantasies... I told Him... We both have the same one...

MissHarlet -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 1:18:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Muttling I am standing naked atop an ancient Aztec temple while hordes of virgins in white robes throw pickles at me. The miniature dills by Mount Olive. Im wondering if the Aztecs had pickles .....???? I know I know I can kill a fantasy quicker than anyone lol

Kirren -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 3:04:22 PM)
I have already posted on this on another board....I forget which...but Ill put it here.... I want to get the lil glue on googly eyes and stick them on penises and make lil meat puppets of them...and then line vagina lips with red lipstick and do the same, make lil puppets of them and have the owners of said meat puppets move the appropriate holes to lip sync "Ring My Bell" or some other equally jazzy 70's song. Maybe Kung Fu Fighting....or Car Wash... I just think that would be funny as hell.

MissHarlet -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 3:05:34 PM)
OMG that one made me choke on my tea !!! what an entertainment for the next BDSM event !!

LadyLynx -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 3:08:17 PM)
LOL!! yes that would be great!

Kirren -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 3:24:26 PM)
Its all about crativity Ladies...all about creativity... In all honesty...I think it would be funny as hell and humiliating...if they messed up the words they could be beat....How great would that be? Make them lil wigs with different colored yarn and glue it on? Think how fun it would be to rip THAT off of them....OR...even add lil hoop ear rings and gold chains? Lil butter fly collar shirts and stuff...I could have real fun with that one.

cjan -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 4:18:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirren I have already posted on this on another board....I forget which...but Ill put it here.... I want to get the lil glue on googly eyes and stick them on penises and make lil meat puppets of them...and then line vagina lips with red lipstick and do the same, make lil puppets of them and have the owners of said meat puppets move the appropriate holes to lip sync "Ring My Bell" or some other equally jazzy 70's song. Maybe Kung Fu Fighting....or Car Wash... I just think that would be funny as hell. Snorts my beverage on my keytboard Damn, I hate that, makes it sticky. And, thank You very much, Senora Wences (you tenderonis will have to Google Senor Wences, if ya care), for sharing that fantasy. A great one ! You mean something like this , Kirren ? http://www.videosift.com/video/Mans-Best-Friend-singing-penis You have to scroll down the page a li'l bit to see the vid. Oh, and sorry if I posted this without thinking. I understand that is causing some folks to piss in my cereal. ;)

Kirren -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 4:33:08 PM)
LMMFAO! OMG....I cant even begin to tell you how funny that is. I wasnt thinking quite that severe....I just wanted to make them sing....not hold them hostage. But that was SO worth it.

GreedyTop -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 4:43:52 PM)
LMAO!!!!

Phoenix2raven -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 5:07:42 PM)
The scene is set up in a dark room with a two candles burning to provide just enough light to cast strange shadows. Music like Lords of acid is playing, between 500 and a 1,000 women have been pierced 9 point, 6 point and 2 point. I guide them to the ropes were they are going to be suspended to create the biggest human mobile to date! [sm=evil.gif][sm=evil.gif][sm=evil.gif]

masamichi -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 7:32:01 PM)
i want to have sex with a hermaphodite (spelling?) who has two penis so i can have one in each hole....smiles

BBWnNC72 -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 7:39:53 PM)
ok, mine isn't really kinky by CMs standard, a lot of people do it i guess. but i want to be used by two men at once, LOL. but i have always been way to afraid to do it. selfconscience. ok, another one, once i read a story about a girl who was being fucked by a man who was being fucked in the ass by some one else. it just seemed really hot to imagine being pounded and being able to see the face of the guy who is being pouned at the same time. [;)]

Kirren -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 7:41:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Nineveh Cooking and eating people. Obviously not something I can ever actually do, but it has been a fantasy of mine since I was a child. I just watched a vid on that. Some guy in germany got caught for that. Strange thing is they didnt get him for eating the guy, but killing the guy...even tho it was okay with the dinner guy. You do the math on that one.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 7:46:58 PM)
You mean something like this , Kirren ? http://www.videosift.com/video/Mans-Best-Friend-singing-penis You have to scroll down the page a li'l bit to see the vid. Oh, and sorry if I posted this without thinking. I understand that is causing some folks to piss in my cereal. ;) [/quote] omfg, that was funny, made me laugh and i haven't done that all day. Thank You!

Kirren -> RE: What is the weirdest kinky thing you fantasize about? (3/18/2008 7:51:34 PM)
Okay in all seriousness...and this isnt kinky by any means I wouldnt guess...but lets talk about fantasy.... If I could...I would love nothing better than to have Marilyn Manson as a captive for about a week....I dont know that I would do anything sexual with him...tho I admit I think he has the most kissable lips and I wonder if he would be any good or how intense he would be in bed....but I would definately make him paint for Me...and maybe Paint Me...as in to paint over My body with colors and things....which would be amazing. I like the idea of that. Another thing I would like to do is to have a small pan of water based pain and a white sheet...paint on the hands and then have the most amazing...mind blowing, life changing sex ever on the sheet...then put the sheet up like a canvas....I wonder if I would get excited every time I see it?

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