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I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he won't... - 5/3/2008 4:42:43 PM

YourhandMyAss

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So my reply was well then if you don't want me fucking someone get me a real doll so I can fuck it and laughed.

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/3/2008 4:46:38 PM

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get your bf to use it as a weapon at a best buy to steal his x box.

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/3/2008 4:54:50 PM

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hahaha I can just see it now.

BACK OFF, I MEAN IT, BACK OFF EVERY ONE, SHE'S HORNY GOT A STRAP ON AND SHE WILL USE IT!

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/3/2008 4:55:00 PM

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Tell him next time he spends money that was meant for your new place you will use it, and he will NOT enjoy it.

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/3/2008 4:59:07 PM

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im thinking its more of the homophobia factor of the store clerk that will click in and make them scared.

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/3/2008 5:18:50 PM

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faery what if they secretly had a desire to be fucked by a strap on weilding woman?

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/3/2008 5:19:55 PM

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faery what if they secretly had a desire to be fucked by a strap on weilding woman?

these stores have cameras...no secrets would be kept...they would be outed and fired.

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/3/2008 5:24:29 PM

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blushes> that just reminds me of one of the best parts in 300 where the Queen Spartan Woman say " this shall not be over quickly you shall not enjoy it "!! after making the guy her own personal kabab ..replace that with a giant strap on and there ya go .

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/4/2008 3:32:07 PM

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I realize now I should of said emotionally monogomous, and sexually monogomoous but not SENSUALLY mono, cause I enjoyb eing spanked and flogged and all the other bdsm activities and I do not consider being fingered or fisted or played with vaginally to be sex, so I would engage in that sort of behavior but it'd stop at blow jobs and sex anal oral or vaginally.

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/4/2008 4:24:39 PM

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i really really love my strap-on,
havent used it for agesssssssssssssss

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RE: I want to do someone with a strap on so bad an he w... - 5/4/2008 4:34:05 PM

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domphet I've only had the joy of using one once years ago but it was a very fun experince. interesting to , to find all the muscles are sore an ya wonder why an then you realize ooooooooooooh..... that.

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