purepleasure
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Joined: 4/9/2004 From: Lehigh Valley, PA Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Aylee I am thinking that I am rather mean to the missionaries. I know that they are really trying to help me. I do not care for the help, but that is another matter. Tonight's missonary couple (two guys as usual): I greet them, they give me their pamphlets. And then start asking me questions. Fine. As usual I refer to histroy and what-not. THEN they ask me, "Don't you want to be one of God's chosen?" You have got to be kidding me, right? These people are serious. How to politely say, "Oh fucking Hell NO!!!!" I tried. Really I did. My response, once I had contained myself: Have you read Job? No thank you. I would not like to be a devotee. Again, the missionaries went away, unfulfilled. Am I mean or no? No, you are not mean, and you give them more time than I do. I'd tell them that I'm already one of the chosen ones, and that your leader demands service oriented souls for sacrifice. Then chuckle sadistically. Or you could ask them if they are aware of the Do Not Call On list, and that your at the top of it. Mwuahahaha
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Patience, grasshopper. Your stupidity does not impress me. blame it on your hormones!!! - beerbug aka ydd
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