sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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So...the LoudOne was playing with his slightly obnoxious life size Diego doll. The silly thing is bigger than he is. Later in the morning ol' Diego was forgotten and he was happily eating a bowl of green beans and watching that pompous ass of a purple dinosaur. Since he was in his escape proof highchair, i thought it was a good time to take a quick shower. I opened the bathroom door and immediately back peddled,,tripped and slammed into the hallway wall...landing on my ass. It seems my dear son propped Diego on the (closed and locked) toilet seat. When i opened the door i saw someone sitting there. To add insult to injury, as i sat there rubbing my sore butt, the LoudOne waltzed up to me and inquired as to what happened. So much for the escape proof high chair.
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