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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:03:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		My mom thought she'd protect the kids many years ago by "locking" my sister's oven when the turkey was cooking.....Mom was afraid that one of them might try to open it or something equally as goofy, so she threw the lever marked "LOCK".

Unfortunately, my sister has a self cleaning oven.......it took my dad and bro-in-law taking the top completely off in order to save the bird!  We still razz Mom about it!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:05:49 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:10:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		I usually just WASH the turkey to clean it.  Not autoclave it.  But I am so strange that way. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:11:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hahaha!  I have this sudden urge to put a turkey in an autoclave now!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:13:44 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:19:21 PM   
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Hahaha!  I have this sudden urge to put a turkey in an autoclave now!


Pookie!!!!!!  *tackle pounces BK*


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:24:25 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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I usually just WASH the turkey to clean it.  Not autoclave it.  But I am so strange that way. 


Well it IS a good way to ensure any bacteria is killed....


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:25:27 PM   
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Hahaha!  I have this sudden urge to put a turkey in an autoclave now!


Pookie!!!!!!  *tackle pounces BK*



Hey sexy kilted one! *HUG*  What's the good word?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:32:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Hahaha!  I have this sudden urge to put a turkey in an autoclave now!


Pookie!!!!!!  *tackle pounces BK*



Hey sexy kilted one! *HUG*  What's the good word?



Well the good word is I decided not to hibernate this winter!!!!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:34:44 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:37:24 PM   
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i was just freed and i'm not taking it well. All that time, effort, love....  i am allowed to see others again and have my freedom, but he wishes to go back to being "close friends" so in reality he doesn't want to completely release me. Well, i don't wanna be free!!!!!!  Ugh! Please excuse my bitchiness, confusion, sarcasm and negative attitude that will likely be forthcoming from this!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:40:57 PM   
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****Disclaimer****

i was just freed and i'm not taking it well. All that time, effort, love....  i am allowed to see others again and have my freedom, but he wishes to go back to being "close friends" so in reality he doesn't want to completely release me. Well, i don't wanna be free!!!!!!  Ugh! Please excuse my bitchiness, confusion, sarcasm and negative attitude that will likely be forthcoming from this!


Sorry to hear this.  On the bright side, that means that I can start trying to convince you to come and live with me.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:45:07 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:52:17 PM   
Aylee


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lol aylee


Just out of idle curiosity. . . are you SURE that you are still not willing to use the terms, "Mother-Fucker" or "Bastard?" 

Just askin'.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:54:25 PM   
sophiesback


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Status: offline 		Yes, aylee, i'm sure. i still love him more than anything or anyone, ever. His happiness is what i wish for most. As i sit here now and think of some of the things He said, He really is looking out for me by the things He said. It doesn't make it hurt any less to lose Him once again though!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:56:13 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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lol aylee


Just out of idle curiosity. . . are you SURE that you are still not willing to use the terms, "Mother-Fucker" or "Bastard?" 

Just askin'.


Personally, I really dig Lockit's (it is Lockit who has this sig line, isn't it?) assertation that "Motherfucker" is not a safeword. I think it's a perfectly good safeword, Myself..


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:56:14 PM   
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ummm in Holly's defense... I set a stove on fire once... but ONLY once.


Yeah, but how many stoves did you buy before yours fit thru the door????

Altho, to her credit, it was JIM that didn't measure the door the first time!


Like replacing a microwave which wasn't broken?

it didn't work!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:56:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		i'll be back on later tonight....or i'm going mobile on yahoo aylee if you wish to chat. got a couple hours on the road to pick up my daughter for the night.... yeah i needed this right before seeing her.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:57:42 PM   
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Yes, aylee, i'm sure. i still love him more than anything or anyone, ever. His happiness is what i wish for most. As i sit here now and think of some of the things He said, He really is looking out for me by the things He said. It doesn't make it hurt any less to lose Him once again though!



{{{~*HUGS*~}}} sophie..
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2009 1:57:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

I usually just WASH the turkey to clean it.  Not autoclave it.  But I am so strange that way. 


Well it IS a good way to ensure any bacteria is killed....

that is certainly one way to stuff it safely...


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