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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:06:06 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:07:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		*hands sophie a glass of juice and sits down next to her* So hows it going otherwise?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:08:58 AM   
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y'all are going to think i am kidding....

Jim just hauled the LO out because the house is filled with smoke. It seems that when one is baking sweet potatoes with a two inch topping of nearly pure brown sugar and it boils over...not only will it smoke and stink, but it will ignite and catch the oven on fire.

I am an idiot.

Lucky...i managed to get the fucking sweet potatoes out of the oven before the flames started.






I am surprised that Jim actually let you in the kitchen... hasnt he learned by now that you and kitchen is a dangerous mix?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:11:51 AM   
sophiesback


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The monster and i have movies to watch, frozen pizza and chips'n'dip. He has rootbeer and i have enough alcohol to intoxicate a small army for a weekend. i laid my feelings out on the table to Him last night, and forced Him to go away thinking.  Life is good!

i would ask how your day is going, but after molesting a turkey, i'm not sure i wish to know!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:31:55 AM   
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H/h Thanksgiving Sci, Perse, and Level! ! ! !

The turkey goes in the oven in 3 hours. 


omg, omg, omg.... I've taken the "Martha Stewart Award" temporarily from Aylee.

The turkey is done, gravy is made, the ham is now in the oven, glaze goes on at 11:30, croissants are rolled and in the fridge waiting to go in the oven, lettuce is shredded, bacon dressing is made, and the dressing goes back in the oven at 11:20 for heating up. Veggies will be decided at noon, since they only take a few minutes to make. My gang usually doesn't even eat the veggies.

The Christmas cards are addressed and stamped and will go out tomorrow. The tree is up, but not decorated. That's tomorrow's project.




WOOOHOOO!  Perse! 

Maybe now Holly will stop picking on me!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:32:36 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:32:50 AM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		Yeah, well after that escapade, ive retired to the computer but still have those flippin noodles to make and the jello and the rolls and the potatoes....you say you have chips.....AND dip?....

*sneaks a peek at your profile and calcualates gas prices*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:34:02 AM   
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Happy Turkey Day!




From one rabblerouser to all the rest, huh?....

How the hell are ya, RS? And the girl?...missing you!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:34:43 AM   
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y'all are going to think i am kidding....

Jim just hauled the LO out because the house is filled with smoke. It seems that when one is baking sweet potatoes with a two inch topping of nearly pure brown sugar and it boils over...not only will it smoke and stink, but it will ignite and catch the oven on fire.

I am an idiot.

Lucky...i managed to get the fucking sweet potatoes out of the oven before the flames started.






Sweetie, you are SUPPOSED to put a drip pan under them on the rack below.  Or at least a layer of foil. 

I am glad that everyone is okay.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:35:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ha Ha i'm afraid my profile won't do you much good, as there really isn't one. i'm in southern Illinois. i DO have chips AND dip! i haven't even opened them yet! The monster is in his room, playing Star Wars on PS2. i'm in my room, layin on the bed with the laptop, getting ready to pop in a movie and just veg.   *sigh*  Mama's supposed to get online later and play games with me. Yay!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:35:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

H/h Thanksgiving Sci, Perse, and Level! ! ! !

The turkey goes in the oven in 3 hours. 


omg, omg, omg.... I've taken the "Martha Stewart Award" temporarily from Aylee.

The turkey is done, gravy is made, the ham is now in the oven, glaze goes on at 11:30, croissants are rolled and in the fridge waiting to go in the oven, lettuce is shredded, bacon dressing is made, and the dressing goes back in the oven at 11:20 for heating up. Veggies will be decided at noon, since they only take a few minutes to make. My gang usually doesn't even eat the veggies.

The Christmas cards are addressed and stamped and will go out tomorrow. The tree is up, but not decorated. That's tomorrow's project.




WOOOHOOO!  Perse! 

Maybe now Holly will stop picking on me!


Holly seems to be a touch busy with the insurance adjuster who doesnt seem to believe that the same damn things can happen day after day to the same damn house and family.....but yes, she best stop picking on you....or else!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:37:09 AM   
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Ha Ha i'm afraid my profile won't do you much good, as there really isn't one. i'm in southern Illinois. i DO have chips AND dip! i haven't even opened them yet! The monster is in his room, playing Star Wars on PS2. i'm in my room, layin on the bed with the laptop, getting ready to pop in a movie and just veg.   *sigh*  Mama's supposed to get online later and play games with me. Yay!


we are neighbors....you will have cmail in one minute...im infamous for posting " you have mail" when i mean..."you will have mail when i get finished telling you all about it and then type and send it".....so gimme like....two mins

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:37:31 AM   
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sophie....do you really have to go to sleep?...youll miss all the festive bitching about turkey guts and whatnot....and there is usually a pretty touching list of things to be thankful for AND  a catfight.....can you try some coffee? i hardly know you yet!!!! Stay with meeeeee!!! Dont go into the light!!!!!!


Please accept my apologies, perse. After a whole ummm bottle of tequila i needed about 3 hours of sleep. i'll be on here the rest of the day!


Oh thank goodness you can handle your tequila...i didnt know you too well, so i was thinking you were down for the count. To get you up to date, and to see if youre truly hung over...i just got done doing a fisting demo on that frickin bird and explained to Master that i am no longer into sexual service as a direct result of said turkey.....i had no idea that there were gizzards in BOTH ends of that thing......holy crap! i musta missed a whole bunch of anatomy classes....

Um, hows your stomache feeling now?

Much love
evilperse


Talking to my dad last night, he commented that he always putting stuffing the turkey because you got to shove your fist up a cavity.  All *I* could think was, "Isn't fisting for giiiiirls."  And so I said nothing.  When my dad asked my why I was quiet I told him that my mind had just went dirty.  He said that worried him. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:38:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: persephonee

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Happy Turkey Day!




From one rabblerouser to all the rest, huh?....

How the hell are ya, RS? And the girl?...missing you!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:39:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		HOLLY!  You have mail!  Now.  Not in 2 minutes.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:41:13 AM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		yeah and sophies hidden....so pfft....ill find her one way or another.....and holly has had mail from me for hoursnow....dammit!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:42:30 AM   
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All is well you cutie...  give us call eh?

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Happy Turkey Day!




From one rabblerouser to all the rest, huh?....

How the hell are ya, RS? And the girl?...missing you!



you have cmail...and i mean now....lol

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:43:43 AM   
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y'all are going to think i am kidding....


Why would we think that?

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Jim just hauled the LO out because the house is filled with smoke. It seems that when one is baking sweet potatoes with a two inch topping of nearly pure brown sugar and it boils over...not only will it smoke and stink, but it will ignite and catch the oven on fire.

I am an idiot.

Lucky...i managed to get the fucking sweet potatoes out of the oven before the flames started.






The heck with LO and Jim!  They can fend for themselves!  Save the sweet potatoes!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:46:22 AM   
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All is well you cutie...  give us call eh?
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Happy Turkey Day!

From one rabblerouser to all the rest, huh?....
How the hell are ya, RS? And the girl?...missing you!


you have cmail...and i mean now....lol

Is that a demanding tone in your voice  . . .  last I recall, you sound so nice when you beg!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/26/2009 9:47:18 AM   
persephonee


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