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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 7:54:38 PM   
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I thought of you while shopping. You had talked about Santa and the LO. . . well they have this Elf at Borders Bookstore. Here is the link for the online store (it says backordered but there were LOTS at the store in town.) http://www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=0976990709

I think that it is a cute idea and I may do something like this for next year.
Oh my goodness...I LOVE it!!!!! This is something he would adore!!!

Thanks so much Aylee. I am going to see about getting one tomorrow..


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 7:56:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Hmm, that would be either "O Holy Night" or "Hark the Harold Angels Sing". i'm feeling those two this year, i think.


Oh, holey socks,
My toenails are poking,
It is now time for the needle and thread.
Just bought this pair last week
And I'm not joking,
These socks are now almost completely dead!
I sew them up and try to reinforce them,
But down there breaks a new and glorious hole!
Why can't they make
Some socks that remain mended?
Oh, darn it all!
My yarn is an unrav'ling ball.
Oh, darn it all!
Oh, darn! OH, DARN IT ALL!
  

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 7:57:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I thought of you while shopping. You had talked about Santa and the LO. . . well they have this Elf at Borders Bookstore. Here is the link for the online store (it says backordered but there were LOTS at the store in town.) http://www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=0976990709

I think that it is a cute idea and I may do something like this for next year.
Oh my goodness...I LOVE it!!!!! This is something he would adore!!!

Thanks so much Aylee. I am going to see about getting one tomorrow..



I checked and there is a store within 25 miles of your zip code! 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:03:38 PM   
CountrySong


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Away in the manger,
Just straw for her bed,
The little pony girl,
Longs to be bred,

Just over a week ago,
Between that legs she bled,
Tomorrow in the morning,
She take master second head,

Then she be harnessed up,
To pull masters plow,
Sometime she wonders,
About life as a sow,

It’s hard to be a work pony,
With harness and bit,
And master has the lead ropes,
Clamped to each tit,

She longed to be a show horse,
All prancing and bare,
But now she is a work horse,
And a brood mare,

He does not spare the whip,
Or the crop on her rump,
And when he gets horny,
in her quim he does pump,

She should have thought more,
Before to the farm she did go,
Right now she could be in a mansion,
As a baby girl or ho!

So sluts, subs, and slaves,
Say a prayer for pony girl too,
Who works beneath the sun,
With a butt black and blue.

< Message edited by CountrySong -- 12/6/2009 8:05:28 PM >


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:05:25 PM   
Aylee


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Hark, the next-door neighbours fight.
They’ve been at it half the night.
Dad’s unconscious in his chair.
Thirteen whiskeys put him there.
Mum wraps gifts for the relations.
Out of tape and out of patience.
‘Mongst the underwear and socks.
Swallowing valium by the box.
Hark, the next-door neighbours fight.
And they’ll go on till morning light.

Hear the carols sung with joy
From the mouths of girl and boy.
A happier scene you’ll never see.
Shame its only on TV.
In real life the house is silent.
While next door it’s getting violent.
And the screams could very soon
Drown out the TVs festive tune.
Hear the carols sung with joy.
At least those few that don’t annoy.

People spreading yuletide cheer,
We’ve all had it up to here.
At family dinners, tensions bud.
And by dessert they’re spilling blood.
Hearing one more cheesy toast’ll
Send us absolutely postal.
All traditions fray the nerves,
Regardless of which your church observes.
People spreading yuletide cheer.
Thank God it’s only once a year!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:05:42 PM   
HimNbabygirl


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ORIGINAL: CountrySong

Away in the manger,
Just straw for her bed,
The little pony girl,
Longs to be bred,

Just over a week ago,
Between that legs she bled,
Tomorrow in the morning,
She take master second head,

Then she be harnessed up,
To pull masters plow,
Sometime she wonders,
About life as a sow,

It’s hard to be a work pony,
With harness and bit,
And master has the lead ropes,
Clamped to each tit,

She longed to be a show horse,
All prancing and bare,
But now she is a work horse,
And a brood mare,

He does not spare the whip,
Or the crop on her rump,
And when he gets horny,
in her quim he does pump,

She should have though more,
Before to the farm she did go,
Right now she could be in a mansion,
As a baby girl or ho!

So sluts, subs, and slaves,
Say a prayer for pony girl too,
Who works beneath the sun,
With a butt black and blue.


i love it!!!


His baby girl

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:06:46 PM   
CountrySong


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Darn Aylee. You are way to fast I can't keep up. LOL


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:08:27 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: CountrySong

Darn Aylee. You are way to fast I can't keep up. LOL



Haa haa!  Yes I am sure that I darn socks faster than you. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:09:33 PM   
HimNbabygirl


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Hark, the next-door neighbours fight.
They’ve been at it half the night.
Dad’s unconscious in his chair.
Thirteen whiskeys put him there.
Mum wraps gifts for the relations.
Out of tape and out of patience.
‘Mongst the underwear and socks.
Swallowing valium by the box.
Hark, the next-door neighbours fight.
And they’ll go on till morning light.

Hear the carols sung with joy
From the mouths of girl and boy.
A happier scene you’ll never see.
Shame its only on TV.
In real life the house is silent.
While next door it’s getting violent.
And the screams could very soon
Drown out the TVs festive tune.
Hear the carols sung with joy.
At least those few that don’t annoy.

People spreading yuletide cheer,
We’ve all had it up to here.
At family dinners, tensions bud.
And by dessert they’re spilling blood.
Hearing one more cheesy toast’ll
Send us absolutely postal.
All traditions fray the nerves,
Regardless of which your church observes.
People spreading yuletide cheer.
Thank God it’s only once a year!



i love it Aylee!!!

well all as much fun as i am having, i told Master i was going to bed over half an hour ago so good night all...see ya in the morning!!!

His baby girl

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:10:58 PM   
Aylee


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Good Night!



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:12:39 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: CountrySong

Darn Aylee. You are way to fast I can't keep up. LOL



BTW, I have missed you Country Song!  You sexy hunk of man you! 

Why have you not YIM'd me lately?  Hmmmm? 

What has been going on with you?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:17:29 PM   
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i do not have holey socks.

Those are great, Aylee.

And i liked yours, too, Country Song.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:31:06 PM   
CountrySong


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Sung to the tune of “up on the housetop”

Down in the dungeon gag in jaws,
Her tits bound with ropes clamps and jaws,
Every hole stuffed with vibing toys,
Bringing orgasms and other joys,

Ho Ho Ho down on knees she will go,
Ho Ho Ho to give a blow,
Down in the dungeon smack smack smack,
Waiting for something to fill her crack,

First comes a licking from Lady O’Dell,
Making the labia lips blush and swell,
Then come some tickling till she laughs and cries,
Moisture starts dripping down her thighs,

Ho Ho Ho she puts on a show,
Ho Ho Ho her skin it does glow,
Down in the dungeon stretched out on the rack,
Waiting for her masters attack,

Next comes a flogging to give her a thrill,
Then fuck her bareback cause she’s on the pill,
Just keep giving her those whacks,
Feeding her your sperm for snacks,

Ho Ho Ho she’ll learn and grow,
Ho Ho Ho that how slut training does go,
Down in the dungeon tied on her back,
The fantasy to which men jack.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:33:29 PM   
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Aylee - your gifts are unlimited I am in complete awe at your quick wit!!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 8:39:39 PM   
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I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Saw spots of green and red
Get these thoughts out of my head
I wish that I'd rolled over
and gone back to sleep instead

Not that there's anything wrong with that

I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
I couldn't make a noise
Yeah, who would've thought that he liked boys?
It seems that he's much further in the closet than my toys

What would the, son say?
What would the, wife say?
What would the, friends say?
What would the, wife say?
What would the, son say?
What would the, wife say?
What would the, friends say?
What would Jesus say?

Then Mommy and Daddy are kissing Santa Claus
It's a three way, three way tonight
I tell you it was rough
Seeing Mom as fingercuffs
Maybe this year, since Dad is queer,
I'll get some better stuff

Not that there's anything wrong with that
Not that there's anything wrong with that

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 10:37:39 PM   
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i couldn't sleep so i came back...OMG the perversion here is so delicious!!!!


now on to another topic...found this not ever sure how at this point but found it in my aimless net wanderings...some of these pics were enough to make even my husband say wow

http://news.aol.com/article/amazing-space-images-gallery/465386

Enjoy!

His baby girl

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 10:52:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HimNbabygirl

i couldn't sleep so i came back...OMG the perversion here is so delicious!!!!


now on to another topic...found this not ever sure how at this point but found it in my aimless net wanderings...some of these pics were enough to make even my husband say wow

http://news.aol.com/article/amazing-space-images-gallery/465386

Enjoy!

His baby girl



Pretty pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 10:58:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: HimNbabygirl

i couldn't sleep so i came back...OMG the perversion here is so delicious!!!!


now on to another topic...found this not ever sure how at this point but found it in my aimless net wanderings...some of these pics were enough to make even my husband say wow

http://news.aol.com/article/amazing-space-images-gallery/465386

Enjoy!

His baby girl



Pretty pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!




if you go to the gallery there are a total of 70 different pictures and they just get better and better....

May i be an astronomer when i grow up?  Pretty pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssse?

His baby girl

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 11:00:18 PM   
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I did go to the gallery to look at them all! 

You can be anything that you want to be.  Perhaps you might think about getting a telescope for christmas or taking an astronomy class at your local college or seeing if there is a planitarium (sp?) nearby to help gain you some experience! 

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/6/2009 11:06:05 PM   
HimNbabygirl


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

I did go to the gallery to look at them all! 

You can be anything that you want to be.  Perhaps you might think about getting a telescope for christmas or taking an astronomy class at your local college or seeing if there is a planitarium (sp?) nearby to help gain you some experience! 


lol i was joking if i get anymore grown up it won't be funny, i have 2 grown step-kids (35 and 25), i grown kid (18), a 6'6" 15 year old, another younger son (9) and a grandson (4). i'm already too old for my husband who is currently looking for someone 18-25 but if i get much older i'll be too old for Master too (who's top age range is 45, or 50 if she's pretty).

and our 9 year old is getting a telescope for either Christmas or his birthday in February.


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