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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 4:06:16 PM   
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Red...i like the way you think!!!


*scary, isn't it?* 


oh lord...now i am thinking of Level rubbing little Pierre's back while he reads PlayBoy.




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 4:08:59 PM   
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And YES, I love the articles in Playboy!

why do i have a mental image of Level reading the articles to little Pierre?


Why do I get the idea of "Little Pierre" being something other than Level's alien? 

*is that what they're calling them these days?*  
Red...i like the way you think!!!



Little Pierre , not to be confused with Pierre the French Alien.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 4:12:05 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 4:24:46 PM   
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*gets image of zephy using her halo as a hula hoop* 


maybe


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 5:30:01 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 5:58:58 PM   
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forfeited...  i don't know what they did with it after it was taken from me.  


It was probably melted down to make an extra large halo for me cuz the regular ones don't show how sweet and innocent I am.



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 6:01:18 PM   
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forfeited...  i don't know what they did with it after it was taken from me.  


It was probably melted down to make an extra large halo for me cuz the regular ones don't show how sweet and innocent I am.



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Did you say something?  You really should do something about that cough


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 6:02:28 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 9:32:50 PM   
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Greedykins!
I hereby molesticate all those present on the thread!!!

Damn damn damn, am I too late? I was here on the boards, does that count?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 9:57:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		i am going to strangle my husband...and i can blame it on sleep deprivation.
i didn't sleep any last night, he knew this, i came home from work to have to go to the grocery, then i sat down to unwind and fell asleep. he woke me up to make mac n cheese for my hellion. mac n cheese? WTF? can't he read the darn box and figure it out for himself? now i'm awake and probably won't be able to get back to sleep. oh well i guess that will give me time to clean the house and do the dishes and laundry he hasn't even attempted to do...btw have i mentioned he's not working? oh and on top of this i get to work 12 hours tomorrow. i mean come on, can't he help out some?

sorry, just needed to rant.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 10:20:41 PM   
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Or a smack from the clue stick.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 11:34:18 PM   
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That's a guy in need of a can of whoopass.

Or a smack from the clue stick.



thank you thorny. what's even worse is the hellion is 9 and has no chores what so ever, he's supposed to be home schooled, but my husband, who is supposed to be teaching him, hasn't done any thing, so once my schedule at work slows down, i now have to teach as well, and other than Saturday and Sunday, i work nights so i can be at home during the day to take care of my mother-in-law who has Alzheimer's and has my hellion that he is her baby and doesn't have to learn to poop in the commode because grandma will wash his butt when he needs it, and both of them have convinced the hellion that i am here on this earth solely to serve the 3 of them. Lord i hope i have enough money to move in February. i've put up with it longer than i can stand and want out now, but i have to have enough to put deposits down on everything, so i have to wait. and try not to end up in jail for murder in the process. if no one hears from me for a few days, check the news to see i a woman in WV lost her mind and killed her entire family lmao. that will be me.

and i finally fell back to sleep and he woke me up again...if he keeps up like this i might even make the morning news...


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/12/2009 11:55:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		thornhappy That's a guy in need of a can of whoopass. Or a smack from the clue stick.
Searches most recent copy of Dom manual - no mention of subs whooping ass or smacking with cue stick. Writes in margins "Danger - do not wake tired, sleeping, cranky subs. Keep supply of easy mac on hand to use in microwave. And some of Holly's fine meatloaf to use as an incentive if 9 year old can't add water and hit button on microwave."

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/13/2009 12:07:24 AM   
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and let's leave holly's meatloaf out of this, i love my hellion, and really only want him to be a mostly happy, productive member of society who has never been sentenced to prison time, i may occasionally rant about strangling them when i have a bad day, but i really don't want to kill my hellion...

(sowwy holly, wubs you to death, but i have heard too many rumors about your meatloaf)

now if i can get him to quit waking me as soon as i fall asleep...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/13/2009 12:15:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know it is amazing all the bitching about Doms on here. But if you try to be nice to someone they suddenly become not interested. For example - telling sub that every so often Dom wants to meet them at door have hot bubble bath, candle light, poetry books to read to sub, freshly warmed towel to dry off with, massage table, massage oil warming in crock pot, baked lemon salmon cooking in the oven, asparagus with hollandaise sauce on warm, non-alcoholic champagne or chardonnay chilled, chocolate, and the ropes and flogs waiting and ready in the bed.
Another example - I really want you to sleep on the bed with me rather than the floor.
And heres the winner - Sorry hun but I just will not hit you with a cattle prod while you are pregnant!
Heck even telling them that I want two dishwashers (one for clean dishes and one for dirty dishes) in the kitchen and a roomba. because I personally hate housework and have better uses for their time. They pack there bags and run!
Okay - rant over.

Ooppps - my bad I guess they where not bitching about Doms but I'm leaving the text because it happens so often and it is totally frustrating!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/13/2009 12:22:22 AM   
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You know it is amazing all the bitching about Doms on here. But if you try to be nice to someone they suddenly become not interested. For example - telling sub that every so often Dom wants to meet them at door have hot bubble bath, candle light, poetry books to read to sub, freshly warmed towel to dry off with, massage table, massage oil warming in crock pot, baked lemon salmon cooking in the oven, asparagus with hollandaise sauce on warm, non-alcoholic champagne or chardonnay chilled, chocolate, and the ropes and flogs waiting and ready in the bed.
Another example - I really want you to sleep on the bed with me rather than the floor.
And heres the winner - Sorry hun but I just will not hit you with a cattle prod while you are pregnant!
Heck even telling them that I want two dishwashers (one for clean dishes and one for dirty dishes) in the kitchen and a roomba. because I personally hate housework and have better uses for their time. They pack there bags and run!
Okay - rant over.

Ooppps - my bad I guess they where not bitching about Doms but I'm leaving the text because it happens so often and it is totally frustrating!


hey i like that idea...and who would want to be hit with a cattle prod while preggers?????

2 dishwashers, a roomba, sleeping in a bed, actually spending time serving my Master rather than doing everything else, and spurs...

DAMN girls...we got us a keeper here...would snatch Him up myself...but somehow i think Master might take exception to it!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/13/2009 12:36:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks babygirl,
It is just really frustrating when I think I might have found someone who really wants what I do - a place in the country with horses, to start a family, to find LOVE together and they tell you that you are too nice!  Maybe I need to change my profile again - Please Do Not Write Me I'm Actually A Nice Person And Will NOT Break Your Bones, Abuse You (Except In Play), Or Violate Your Hard Limits! lol

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/13/2009 12:38:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		personally, i don't mind housework, doing laundry, ect, yea there are other things i would rather be doing, but i do what needs done. what i was really bitching about with my husband, is i am working 5-7 days a week, i hadn't slept, the hellion hadn't been told to bathe, the dishes were overflowing the sink because every time he leaves the house, if i am not working, i have to go with him, then the care of my mother-in-law, and everything else, i just haven't had the time, but when he gets up, he can jump on the computer on IM to spend the day with his "playmates" and the night too, the 9 yr old, who has no health problems other than being overweight because it is easier for my husband to tell him to go play video games or watch tv than to actually spend time being active with him, then when he does spend time with him, it basically is to say your mother is the slave around here and you can talk to her however you want and treat her however you want because when she tries to correct your behavior, i'm going to get on her case, in front of you, and say absolutly nothing to you about your words, actions or behaviors.

i am just getting beyond fed up. i guess the kicker was the day the hellion walked up to me and spanked me because when i went to the grocery they were out of corndogs and so he had to eat what i fixed for dinner instead of me fixing him a seperate meal. when i yelled at him and told him he is to NEVER do that to me again, my mother-in-law came running and told me that was no way to treat her baby and made me go back out to a different grocery to get the friggin corndogs.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/13/2009 12:52:57 AM   
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Thanks babygirl,
It is just really frustrating when I think I might have found someone who really wants what I do - a place in the country with horses, to start a family, to find LOVE together and they tell you that you are too nice!  Maybe I need to change my profile again - Please Do Not Write Me I'm Actually A Nice Person And Will NOT Break Your Bones, Abuse You (Except In Play), Or Violate Your Hard Limits! lol


the thing is that MOST newbies want the fantasy life, the badass Dom who is going to keep em under lock and key and border on being abusive. Eventually, they wise up and realize life has to go on outside the bedroom, horses need fed and exercised, stalls need mucked, gardens need weeded ect. that's when they wake up and want the nice guy who can meet all their kinky fantasies as well!

personally, even if i were single i wouldn't meet your needs as i can't have kids, but would be willing to let you practice some to be sure to get things right i could use a massage about now, and mucking stalls i think would do wonders or my hellions disposition too lol

<edited cause she is still tired and can't spell worth a darn even with spell check>

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/13/2009 12:57:10 AM   
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Okay - I totally admit you have an F***ed up situation.
I could never support how you are treated. Yet many of the women I have met want to be treated that way.
You should hear the sob stories I get when I tell them things like - "Hun, I would not treat a horse or a dog that way I sure as hell am not going to treat the mother of my kids that way." or "Children learn best by example - being a slave and getting abused is not something I want to teach my daughters."
And really honestly - If I'm home doing nothing and she is out working to pay the bills (which I would only allow if she made a hell of a lot more than I do) I would take care of the house and cooking. If my being a house daddy started to mess with our D/s relationship then I would go back to work just to pay for a housekeeper and cook.
I also have a rule that I grew up with - You don't like what mom or dad cook. You don't want to eat with the family. Then don't eat and go hungry.

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