sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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So...there is a man i want to tell you about. I gave him a great deal of thought last night, and cussed his ass up one side and down the other. He is a sadist who can out Sade the Marquis ....He is wealthy beyond imagination, as he is well paid by every toy company in the world. He is cruel. He is mean. He is despised. He is dishonest to a fault. Who is he? He is the sum-bitch who's job it is to assess ...*opps.....brb...i have to re-bandage my thumb....puncture wound from a Phillips screwdriver...* Okay....where was i before the blood covered the keyboard? Oh yeah...his job...which causes him to lie with every move he makes...is to assess the difficulty of assembly with the toys unsuspecting dumbass parents buy for their children every Christmas. We, the dumbass parents, see the fable of "EASY ASSEMBLY" and feel we are safe to wait till the children are snug in their beds with visions of sugarplums and all that shit... to assemble these fuckers. Little do we realize that that bastard is sitting back and laughing his ass off on Christmas eve...knowing he and his sadistic streak are responsible for the cussing, box tossing, finger/screwdriver peircing, fighting between normally loving spouses ("Hey...that is NOT your part B...that is MY part B...Gimme that, you sonna-bitch!!!") and the sleepless Christmas eves that we endure. He is...*sob*...pure evil!!!
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