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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 7:06:29 AM   
ShaharThorne


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 8:08:57 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 8:12:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you Holly and ditto!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 8:14:44 AM   
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Oh and self - stop stalking sophie even if you think she looks cute and has lots of bewbage.


Stalk away. Line forms to the left please. i'm quite certain you will have plenty of entertainment for your stalking ventures even when you cannot find me. The other stalkers get in a tizzy when i go missing for a few hours.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 8:15:47 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 8:34:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		So...there is a man i want to tell you about. I gave him a great deal of thought last night, and cussed his ass up one side and down the other.
He is a sadist who can out Sade the Marquis ....He is wealthy beyond imagination, as he is well paid by every toy company in the world.
He is cruel.
He is mean.
He is despised.
He is dishonest to a fault.

Who is he? He is the sum-bitch who's job it is to assess ...*opps.....brb...i have to re-bandage my thumb....puncture wound from a Phillips screwdriver...*

Okay....where was i before the blood covered the keyboard?

Oh yeah...his job...which causes him to lie with every move he makes...is to assess the difficulty of assembly with the toys unsuspecting dumbass parents buy for their children every Christmas. We, the dumbass parents, see the fable of "EASY ASSEMBLY" and feel we are safe to wait till the children are snug in their beds with visions of sugarplums and all that shit... to assemble these fuckers.

Little do we realize that that bastard is sitting back and laughing his ass off on Christmas eve...knowing he and his sadistic streak are responsible for the cussing, box tossing, finger/screwdriver peircing, fighting between normally loving spouses ("Hey...that is NOT your part B...that is MY part B...Gimme that, you sonna-bitch!!!") and the sleepless Christmas eves that we endure.

He is...*sob*...pure evil!!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 8:50:01 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 8:53:20 AM   
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< Message edited by ShaharThorne -- 12/25/2009 9:08:12 AM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:07:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm sure he's got his hands all over them too. Don't be fooled.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:07:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

Yes he is.
SCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*great big hug*


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:10:34 AM   
ShaharThorne


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No doubt he has a hand in today's commercialization of the holidays, but at least I can control what can be given away.

See...I can use big words too!  I am not your ordinary dumb blonde! 

< Message edited by ShaharThorne -- 12/25/2009 9:12:03 AM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:14:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Why do you think I prefer electronics for Xmas...to make that sadistic upset!
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The mofo is hired by Radio Shack too!!! I spent 20 minutes trying to get the cover back on a digital camera after installing the batteries. (I swear...this is true. I finally handed the whole mess to Jim).

First...the screws are minuscule. Second...every third battery goes in positive to negative...following two that are negative to positive. Now lemme ask you...what the fuck is up with this shit? Put all the fucking batteries in the same way, ffs!!!

Once you get those teeny weeny screws back in, it is THEN that you realize you fucked up the + + -- pattern and did a -- -- + installiation instead. Then you have to unscrew, stripping the heads of the Phillips screws in the process.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:16:09 AM   
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I am not your ordinary dumb blonde!
Nope...you are the ULTIMATE Dumb Blonde.



Come on Shahar...ya walked right into that one...


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:21:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Merry Christmas all, from yet another dumb blonde!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:23:10 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:30:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was getting ready to say the same thing. With Holly's luck she will accidentally create an EMP burst that wipes out all the electronics in the house.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:32:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		The gadget geek at work gave us all nice little digital keychains that load pics.....I'm afraid to do anything, cuz the last thing that said simple download was the software for my digital camera....which I STILL don't know how to use right....somehow, I managed to save the pics to my computer, but I swear to God....everytime I've done it, I've done it a different way......and still can't remember how it happened!!!!!!!  Save me from these techno-gadgets, pleeeeese!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:33:12 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:35:36 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Whatever...  I have to deal with Lizard and figuring out how to get her DSi to put a pic on my facebook account.

Oh, and I am all out of chocolate.  I might be having withdrawals unless someone gets me more...


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 12/25/2009 9:36:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

I was getting ready to say the same thing. With Holly's luck she will accidentally create an EMP burst that wipes out all the electronics in the house.
Hey...that only happened once.
Well....twice.
Ok...three times, but it was raining.
And the forth time was on a Monday.


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