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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 5:02:51 AM

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Morning people

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 5:03:49 AM

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JEFF!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 5:22:27 AM

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How is the LO this morning, Holly?

Damnit...i am PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I waited...waited patiently, i might add...

for the end to this very very very long Christmas break. The schools closed December 24 and were not to reopen until today, January 4th.
I marked off each loooong day on the calander

I WAITED...with baited breath and clenched fists.

Waited feeling the nearing of insanity.

Waited with the hopes and dreams of stressed out mommies everywhere.

Waited with plans of...silence!!

Peace...oh the sweet peace that only happens with the ringing of the school bell..

.

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some horses ass decided that sub-zero temperatures

and several feet of snow

would be too detrimental for the little shits.

This horses ass obviously does not have children...or he is a sadist who has it in for poor stressed out mommies

and enjoys seeing the tears of frustration

as we strive for yet another day to keep our asses out of jail on a pesky homicide charge.

The afore mentioned equestrine patoot has obviously forgotten

that when we were young we WALKED to school in snow up to our ears.....barefoot.....uphill.....both ways.

So an occasional toe was lost to frostbite. Big deal

. There are nine more.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 5:31:20 AM

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Holly, for a nominal fee of $1897.99 I would be happy to make a voodoo doll of said horse's ass, of course, each pin inserted into said doll will cost an additional $67.98

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 5:35:16 AM

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Sounds like we need the flogger with steel tips...not that I am sadistic in any way...(I am sadomachostic)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 5:46:45 AM

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Good Morning, everybody!

It's snowing here ... again.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 5:51:42 AM

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I got to take Georgie out in the freezing cold again. That means that I have to get dressed (in a nightie don't worry) and hopefully he is quick on the draw.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 6:02:02 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Holly, for a nominal fee of $1897.99 I would be happy to make a voodoo doll of said horse's ass, of course, each pin inserted into said doll will cost an additional $67.98

Morning Jeff. I see you've got quite the business set up, do you work in Canada too?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 6:24:47 AM

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Geez....i was going to whine about the cold...but if everyone else is buried in snow....i guess ill just put a fleece on or something.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 6:28:05 AM

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Gods...I am so cold. Of course I went outside without a jacket on and now I can't warm up

I feel like a hot cocoa is on the menu.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 6:52:10 AM

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Sorry you're having winter, holly...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 7:05:12 AM

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*starts a betting pool of Holly pulling her hair out by 11am*

Give me your times folks!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 7:32:05 AM

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Shahar, she has already pulled her hair out!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 10:08:43 AM

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I feel your pain, Holly. Our schoolholidays last until the 7th.
On wednesday we will even brave an amusement park to celebrate the last day.

This year the easter holls start on my birthday. I am thinking about getting stinking drunk in celebration.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 10:15:56 AM

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ShaharThorne Gods...I am so cold. Of course I went outside without a jacket on and now I can't warm up. I feel like a hot cocoa is on the menu.
I can see I should have sent you a case of those hand warmers for Christmas. Or maybe one of those biker jackets that you plug into a 12 volt battery and they produce heat but then you would need the cart to haul the battery around.
I suggest a really hot bubble bath with the cocoa.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 12:10:36 PM

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A bubble bath with hot cocoa...that can be manageable...

I just need this crud to get out of my chest now. Already did a breathing treatment (Mom gets pneamua(?) each year and now I got it).

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 1:56:02 PM

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Hey phil, here's a fellow fan of peanut butter! http://www.collarchat.com/m_2986553/tm.htm

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 2:27:02 PM

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So peanut butter can be perverted...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 2:54:49 PM

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I do believe that just about anything can be perverted....except for stinky cheese.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/4/2010 2:58:30 PM

ShaharThorne

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Gods, no stinky cheese please...

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