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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 7:42:38 PM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I hunt for Walrus.


Just for you:

I may freeze
just hear me sneeze
just hear me wheeze
because of nasty weather
I’m on the hunt, equipped with a gun
my food's run dry
I’m dyin'

Shufflin' through the snowflakes
Waitin' for some game to come
dressed up in a warm shirt
been out here since Tuesday
man, I’ve been a hungry boy
you know I can't last long

I am a henchman
I need some lunch, man
I hunt for walrus
good food for stew

show no pity
there's walrus plenty
hungry little beseechin' Eskimo
still I must try
cause I don't wanna die
this ain't no fun
I’m dyin'...I’m dyin..I’m dyin'

hell, I’m gettin' flustered
chewin' on my sled dog's thigh
crap, this is a rough life
wintertime is ceaseless
boy, this is a frozen world
thank god my parka's down

I am a henchman
I need some lunch, man
I hunt for walrus
good food for stew

(psychedelic interlude accompanied by northern lights)

sittin' as the icecap hardens
'neath the midnight sun
if the walrus come, I gotta run
and bash 'em in the freakin' brains

I am a henchman
I need some lunch, man
I hunt for walrus
good food for stew

big sport expert
croaker broker
don't you think I’m jokin'
I will shoot
walkin' for miles
no beasts have come by
how well they hide
I’m dyin'

some Alaskan creatures
climb away and hide for hours
hell, I’ve eaten penguins
they are very crunchy
man, you should have seen me
lickin' at their little toes

I am a henchman
I need some lunch, man
I hunt for walrus
good food for stew
good good food for stew...good stew
good food for stew
good good food for stew...good stew

scuba...scuba scuba

once shot...and caught
hairy body smoked hot
once shot...and caught
hairy body smoked hot
once shot...and caught
hairy body smoked hot
serviceable dinner
get it while its hot
oh, I’m near death
is it dead ?
is it cooked yet ?
Bless you


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 8:33:08 PM   
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 9:35:31 PM   
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 9:56:36 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 9:59:29 PM   
Aylee


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 10:23:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx


quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback



Bring it, VP


There will be no gunplay and violence unless you wanna wind up in Chrissie's court. (although I've got an adorable robe I'm just dying to show off....)

Goes double for you Potty, so don't get all excited and stuff.



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 10:53:56 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 10:55:58 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 11:10:58 PM   
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Umm, yeah... i'd say so.  

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/14/2010 11:14:44 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 12:11:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am now working on the HEAD of the sock monkey! So it will be done on time.

The addiction to yarn is a terrible thing... I mentally bought a shitload more today. But only in my MIND, I didn't even add it to the cart and delete it. www.discontinuedbrandnameyarn.com is the DEVIL!!!



I am a crocheter and I followed the link. Now I have it on favorites. You are an evil woman, LadyH...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 2:09:27 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 2:12:15 AM   
ShaharThorne


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 3:22:47 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 3:44:17 AM   
ShaharThorne


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*aims at her lawyer for taking too long to get his fees.*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 4:35:58 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 4:42:04 AM   
sophiesback


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 4:45:56 AM   
ShaharThorne


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 4:58:18 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/15/2010 5:01:54 AM   
jlf1961


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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

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