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If I could remake the world in my own warped way..... - 7/4/2008 6:08:25 AM

jlf1961

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At some point, just about everyone has thought that things might be better if......
Well, since I often think in ways that are both bizarre and a bit on the strange side, here is how I would remake the world.

Magic to replace science, and drop technology altogether.
Make dragons real (simply because there are some people I would like to feed to one)
Have a magic based internet.
Do away with anything more technically advanced than a crossbow.
For those pilot type critters, borrow from Anne McCaffrey and have dragon riders.
Nobility based on the standard that 'rulers serve the people.' Those who fail in that regard end up losing everything to the most deserving peasant or warrior in the region.
No religion based warfare.
And finally, for those people who look at a donut crosseyed and gain five pounds, no fattening foods.

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RE: If I could remake the world in my own warped way..... - 7/4/2008 6:24:58 AM

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Sounds like you would create Xanth, way cool.

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RE: If I could remake the world in my own warped way..... - 7/4/2008 7:05:36 AM

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i forgot to add the gorean philosophy to my warped image.

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RE: If I could remake the world in my own warped way..... - 7/4/2008 7:24:04 AM

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How I'd remake the world:

1- the little cutie that works at Sonic would be exposing herself to me right now.

2- a lot more peace, a lot less stupidity.

3- there would be a big ass, double bacon cheeseburger with mayo and onions sitting next to me.

4- rock and roll would stop sucking as much as it currently does.

5- after finishing my big ass burger, the cutie from Sonic would blow me.

*cues orchestra to start playing "What A Wonderful World"*

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RE: If I could remake the world in my own warped way..... - 7/4/2008 7:32:46 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Make dragons real (simply because there are some people I would like to feed to one)

May this slave feed some people to your Dragon????

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