"Drive-thru" Cash Point Machines (Full Version)

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VirginPotty -> "Drive-thru" Cash Point Machines (8/29/2008 8:26:12 AM)


MALE PROCEDURE

  1. Drive up to the cash machine.
  2. Wind down your car window.
  3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
  4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
  5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
  6. Wind up window.
  7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE

  1. Drive up to cash machine
  2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
  3. Re-start the stalled engine
  4. Wind down the window
  5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
  6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
  7. Attempt to insert card into machine
  8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
  9. Insert card
  10. Insert card the right way up
  11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
  12. Enter PIN
  13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
  14. Enter amount of cash required
  15. Re-check make up in rear view mirror
  16. Retrieve cash and receipt
  17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
  18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
  19. Re-check make-up again
  20. Drive forwards 2 metres
  21. Reverse back to cash machine
  22. Retrieve card
  23. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
  24. Re-check make-up
  25. Restart stalled engine and pull off
  26. Drive for 3 to 4 miles
  27. Release hand brake



SirRober -> RE: "Drive-thru" Cash Point Machines (8/30/2008 12:06:35 AM)

Aint that the truth



Termyn8or -> RE: "Drive-thru" Cash Point Machines (8/30/2008 10:50:35 AM)

Would you believe I know guys who use the female procedure ?

T



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