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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 10:22:02 AM

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being told to show up, shut the fuck up and do as your told is very strange to most

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 12:42:17 PM

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...still?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 2:15:17 PM

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being told to show up, shut the fuck up and do as your told is very strange to most

ROFL ... YEP!! ... you know osf i am gonna have to put that as a "don't" in my profile now lol.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 2:17:50 PM

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being told to show up, shut up and do as I am told on my first meeting with someone I don't know will generally get me to speak to them, briefly, one more time. Just long enough to say, 'we are not a match, sorry, I wish you luck in your search.'

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 2:22:45 PM

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you assume a first meet

the post was metaphor which most seem to have missed

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:11:32 PM

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being told to show up, shut the fuck up and do as your told is very strange to most

Strange? Obviously you don't pay attention to the forums or you'd know that 'Doms' do this all the time and the s types mainly blow them off for being clueless if it's being done before there is any PE or personal knowledge of each other. I had this 'strange' thing happen to me almost daily when I was looking.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:13:08 PM

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being told to show up, shut the fuck up and do as your told is very strange to most

Strange? Obviously you don't pay attention to the forums or you'd know that 'Doms' do this all the time and the s types mainly blow them off for being clueless if it's being done before there is any PE or personal knowledge of each other. I had this 'strange' thing happen to me almost daily when I was looking.

And it still happens here day after day after day after day....you get my point.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:14:56 PM

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when and if i tell someone that, then its time to worry

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:15:35 PM

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so far most the replies have been very polite and not weird at all, all though people don't really seem to pay attention to the fact there's a male in my picture and I am listed as a couple and ask if I want to "chat".

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So, what kinds of initial contacts have you had? I'm sure there's lots of "get on your knees, bitch" responses, but how about some of the more interesting stuff (no, not looking for wank fodder).

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:27:13 PM

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~Fast Reply~

I got a weird one today. It wasn't so much an initial demand as what came very, very quickly. They asked if I could relocate. I was pretty sure they hadn't read my profile so I commented that if I relocated they'd have to get my owner a new job. I was then informed that my owner had a job there and I now have a new owner.

Huh. When did that happen? I don't think this new one will do blankie shark impressions...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:32:57 PM

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did your owner sell you and forget to tell you?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:38:17 PM

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You know it's possible... but I think he would have taken the wedding band to pawn if he did that. Plus his mother would kill him if he got rid of me. I'm her only "daughter" and I'm the only one who bakes treats for her that she can eat on her special diet.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 3:58:18 PM

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I have always dreamed of going to see Canada. One thing, and i know it is possible, would be to be flown by amphibian plane somewhere deep in the woods, to some log cabin and living of the land, with a fishing rod and a gun. I think i just found the ideel woman to bring along

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You will have to clean the fish and game he kills and drags back, of course.

House rule made when my son became interested in fishing, You Kill It, You Clean It.

Up to i was 12 my dad did that job as he loved fish and didn't mind. Then his brother (a keen angler) saw it and said that any true angler cleans his own catch and i have been doing that ever since. I never buy fish in a shop if i can help it. Always by the fisherman so it is alive and fresh when i get it. But a woman who even would contemplate doing that must be a very special gem. Very interesting.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 4:02:35 PM

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The ickiest one I ever got was 2 days ago, someone asked if I had ums and wanted their involvement in kink. If it was a real request and not a troll or sting of some sort I hope he gets in big big trouble someday. The weird thing is it came out of nowhere. I'm not looking and have that posted in my profile and no where do I have anything listed about my family (or lack of one) or any interest in that type of highly illegal and putrid behavior.

For the people who lol about listing ums in hard limits and think it's silly to state the obvious - I used to think it was kind of silly too but I've learned that there are people out there who want it. Uck.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 4:08:04 PM

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I'm late to this party, but the weirdest one was from a woman who wanted me to fix her plumbing; apparently it had sprung a leak.

A submissive woman I know said she got a request from a couple to be a pregnancy slave, and be impregnated by him and bear his child. I suppose other benefits would follow, but surrogates usually get substantial money, don't they?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 5:17:36 PM

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quote:

I got a weird one today. It wasn't so much an initial demand as what came very, very quickly. They asked if I could relocate. I was pretty sure they hadn't read my profile so I commented that if I relocated they'd have to get my owner a new job. I was then informed that my owner had a job there and I now have a new owner.

I had one write me (first and only letter from him) asking if I were 'willing to relocate to Ireland for a relationship based on anal sex.' That was pretty much the whole of the letter.

I answered back that YES! Of course I was! Because sex is the most important part of any relationship, and I SURE can't find any anal sex on this side of the pond!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 5:29:13 PM

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Ya know... if he was willing to pay the relocation costs... I'd be tempted by Ireland. And I can always dump him afterwards.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 5:34:38 PM

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Ya know... if he was willing to pay the relocation costs... I'd be tempted by Ireland. And I can always dump him afterwards.

i like the way she thinks

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 8:37:51 PM

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It is almost fun getting wierd ones since this thread, here is today's:

Hi slavy
What about a tourist or relgious visit to israel to meet a real master that will satisfy u.I am honest adn we could build trust

slavy

(and how wierd that he threw in the religious visit lol).

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/26/2009 10:51:52 AM

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ick. I just had a message from a submissive male asking for my penis dimensions, apparently as part of some task for his mistress.

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