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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 3:41:16 PM

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I always get the 40 and 50 yr. old dominants that want to be breastfed. I have much better things to do with my time than relactating and nursing an adult male. I always reply--aren't you old enough to be weaned? To which they always have a screaming tantrum.

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While I don't require breastfeeding, that is one of my favorite spots for snuggling and watching tv.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 3:42:57 PM

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I would send people my used panties only if they payed me shipping and handling, and bought the panties themselves and payed me the money for using the panties as well. I'd say if they did it I'd make oh maybe say 30 bucks, and all for something I do normally and easily:D

I had one guy harrass me about this a while ago. Back when I was still in Vegas, shortly before I collared Angel, so give or take 2 years...
He finaly got me to agree to send him my used panties, so I wore them for 2 days, one I cleaned out my storage unit ad the other I did the gardening work for my Mom... so 2 days outdoors in 100+ vegas heat. Then, neat as can be sealed them up in a plastic bag and mailed them off. I would be surprised if he survived opening the package... anthrax would have been a step up from how those must have been days later.

I did have a recent email that was "Get on your knees bitch and I'l teach you how to be Dominant."
My reply was "If thats where you do it from, your doin it wrong anyway."

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 4:37:47 PM

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here's another good one

may i lick your pussy and Daddy's cock clean after you two have sex? i'm a really good ass/pussy licker

thanks but HELL NO

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 4:43:00 PM

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LOL now that is a whicked rotten thing to do

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I would send people my used panties only if they payed me shipping and handling, and bought the panties themselves and payed me the money for using the panties as well. I'd say if they did it I'd make oh maybe say 30 bucks, and all for something I do normally and easily:D

I had one guy harrass me about this a while ago. Back when I was still in Vegas, shortly before I collared Angel, so give or take 2 years...
He finaly got me to agree to send him my used panties, so I wore them for 2 days, one I cleaned out my storage unit ad the other I did the gardening work for my Mom... so 2 days outdoors in 100+ vegas heat. Then, neat as can be sealed them up in a plastic bag and mailed them off. I would be surprised if he survived opening the package... anthrax would have been a step up from how those must have been days later.

I did have a recent email that was "Get on your knees bitch and I'l teach you how to be Dominant."
My reply was "If thats where you do it from, your doin it wrong anyway."

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 7:51:54 PM

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Wow - there are aids to allow men to pee in butts? Who knew? I hadn't even thought of that as being a possibility - though it does sound sort of hot.

My education is being advanced on CM.

and i have to say, this particular thread has certainly helped!!!!

Heh...yeah. It was a very pretty stainless steel funnel like thing. I lost the link to the site he gave me. Shhhhh... don't tell anyone, but I kinda thought it was hot too. Too bad the guy wasn't as hot as the thought.

Apologies first; I'm not trying to hijack the thread (I think some of the posts are hilarious, if twisted) but this little goody might be similar to what you were shown.

However, if you want to kick it up a notch...two words: "ass smoothies."

Tasha

Well - hell!! My vision was an erect penis buried in the butt - and then peeing. A proctoscope isn't nearly as erotic.

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Damn it. I guess its more fun to think about it than have it done.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 8:50:36 PM

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Heehee- I just got a email demanding a lot of cocksucking and spanking... and he had illustrated it all with stick figures. >.<

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 9:09:46 PM

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Lynn... darling... please copy and paste? I so desperately want to see that now!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 9:29:48 PM

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Here we go- the stick figure anyway. I would have thought it was cute, if he wasn't an idiot.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 9:32:15 PM

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Hehe. I wonder if there is an appropriate place for that? ;)

Well, many things are much cuter coming from non-idiots, let's be honest. Then again, things are also less creepy coming from some people...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 11:47:24 PM

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"dam you look hot.i only wish you liked boys like me,,,giggles.probably too kinky for you"

That's about as interesting as it's gotten so far. There have been several requests for online domination or requests to consider males despite the fact that I'm not looking for a male sub right now. I do my best to give polite but firm refusals.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 12:13:26 AM

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Not a relationship starter... But I've received a few e-mails recently about how I'm an attention whore because I put up pictures but am "too high and mighty" to talk to people... Even though it says I love getting e-mails right in my profile...

< Message edited by Monkeyontuesday -- 9/14/2008 12:15:16 AM >

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 12:18:42 AM

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Why is the stick man frowning? He should have an evil grin! This is gross misinterpretation. But hilarious all the same. Stick figures to illustrate dude's point. Tee hee!

I haven't had any weird ones like these that I have read. Oh man, now I feel left out.

The worst was a guy from who knows where, who wanted me to watch him eat his own scat on his webcam. I said no thanks, but good luck with that.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 1:23:34 AM

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My strangest one. . .

A very detailed scene in which I would arrive at his house posed as a dective. When he doesn't answer my questions, I go in to the bathroom, change, and come out all black-leather-dominatrix. At this point I begin to torture him during the interrogation. It was actually VERY long and detailed, and ended with his number.

I did not call.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 5:45:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

My strangest one. . .

A very detailed scene in which I would arrive at his house posed as a dective. When he doesn't answer my questions, I go in to the bathroom, change, and come out all black-leather-dominatrix. At this point I begin to torture him during the interrogation. It was actually VERY long and detailed, and ended with his number.

I did not call.

Oh, yeah, those long detailed sexual fantasies; usually full of poor spelling and run-on sentences, no paragraphs! I received one such where he wanted me to lie on my kitchen table while he ‘massaged’’ my uterus and then ended that I would insert sounds into his penis to ‘cure his migraines’.
I wrote back that I thought a doctor visit would be safer to take care of his headaches.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 6:14:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Here we go- the stick figure anyway. I would have thought it was cute, if he wasn't an idiot.

That is priceless!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 7:35:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: catize

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

My strangest one. . .

A very detailed scene in which I would arrive at his house posed as a dective. When he doesn't answer my questions, I go in to the bathroom, change, and come out all black-leather-dominatrix. At this point I begin to torture him during the interrogation. It was actually VERY long and detailed, and ended with his number.

I did not call.

Oh, yeah, those long detailed sexual fantasies; usually full of poor spelling and run-on sentences, no paragraphs! I received one such where he wanted me to lie on my kitchen table while he ‘massaged’’ my uterus and then ended that I would insert sounds into his penis to ‘cure his migraines’.
I wrote back that I thought a doctor visit would be safer to take care of his headaches.

Gawd, this reminds me of a weird one I got on ALt. He was into medical play. Instructions on how to dress and to come to him on my period. he was going to examine me with various medical instruments. Then he wanted me to jam something up his ureter. I was really new. That e-mail made me run for the hills away from ALT.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 8:10:02 AM

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That looks mighty interesting too...I googled and found what he linked to me.
http://store.erosboutique.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=erosbout&Category_Code=medical
It's about 1/4 of the way down. Hershman Anal Scope.

OMG....that site seems to have everything a pervert could desire! You know I'm going to surf the whole thing!

Not sure if you're serious or joking, but that site seems to be CRAZY expensive... $18 for an ace bandage? $5/apiece for play piercing needles? Oof dah. Talk about paying the kink tax.

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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair
He finaly got me to agree to send him my used panties, so I wore them for 2 days, one I cleaned out my storage unit ad the other I did the gardening work for my Mom... so 2 days outdoors in 100+ vegas heat. Then, neat as can be sealed them up in a plastic bag and mailed them off. I would be surprised if he survived opening the package... anthrax would have been a step up from how those must have been days later.

He didn't write back for more? Damn fakes...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 8:32:11 AM

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Sigh. I only get the peeps that seem to like animal husbandry.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 8:55:00 AM

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It may just be me but I like weird messages like these (well, the snuff ones are kinda over the line) because it gives me something to snicker and laugh about. I mean, how can you not snort derisively in amusement at the ".. probably too kinky for you"?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/14/2008 9:07:20 AM

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I'm a guy ... and a switch at that. So initial contact PMs are exceedingly rare for me ...

But a (female) friend of mine on a VANILLA dating site once got a message from a gentleman going by the nic "itchy ball sac" and the message was simply "Nuts on the loose over here! Come check 'em out!"

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