Well, im still kind of holding out for marie to come back and terrify me some more with the clit torture story she has...
Well, I wish it was terrifying, but it was quite disappointing.
Anyway, I happened to have a big ole ginger root sitting in my fridge. And no, I didn't go out and get it for this reason. I did a juice fast last week and supposedly ginger is very good for you, and so, I put a very small chunk of it in my juicer with the rest of my fruits...nasty stuff...burned my esophagus for like 20 minutes afterwards. Anyway, so I scratch ginger off the list of things to juice, but figure if it burned when I drank it, whoaaa, it must be some potent stuff on other body areas. So it's sitting there in the fridge...and well...yeah, every time I open the fridge I see it sitting there in the bag...and I'm thinking...could I?? Should I??? No! I can't, I just CAN'T.
Anyway, it sits there for a few more days and I take it out and look at it a couple of times, try to gently bend it to see if it's firm...ponder the idea of carving it....and lose my nerve and put it back. Finally I said fuck it, I took it out and said....yeah, Im going to do this, I'm going to see what the hooplah is all about.
So, I'm standing there staring it down, thinking about how to do this, and I lose my nerve, thinking there's no way I'm carving this fucker and shoving it in my ass....so I figure, hey, let me just try it on my clit and see what happens. I cut about a 1-inch chunk off and carve a nice groove in it so it fits nicely over my clit. Thing is, when I carved it, I discovered it was very fibrous and so, I rinsed it off because I didn't want any loose fibers remaining on me. I'm weird like that. Anyway, I didn't think rinsing it off would matter...and maybe it didn't, I don't know, but I went and layed down and put the damn thing on my clit...So, I'm laying there thinking this is gonna be great, I can't wait to see what this is all about yada yada yada....so it sits there for about 10 minutes and the most I got out of it was a slight hottish feeling that didn't last very long. Anyway.....I was hugely disappointed because I expected it to make me squirm and turn me on and send me into some sex-crazed rage. And it just didn't. Don't know what it would be like up the ass though. The rest of it is still in the fridge.
Marie's Holiday Tale: Yet another thing I'll have to give thanks for this season.
i can not tell you how intensely disappointed i am that that story did not have a better ending.....sigh.
You be the Captain; i'll be no one.
And You can carry me away....if You want to. ~Kasey Chambers
Nothing is exactly as it seems~Nor, is it otherwise.