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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/23/2009 9:11:09 PM

Rule

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Is that your hat in your avatar, or is it some kind of misshapen condom?

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/23/2009 9:28:04 PM

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Did he take the time to copy and paste his "Daddy" message to everyone, or am I just lucky to get a personal copy in Cmail?

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/23/2009 9:39:44 PM

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You aren't the only "lucky" one, Peppermint. Did you get a friend invite, too? LOL

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/23/2009 10:33:28 PM

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He doesn't lub me cuz I called fat chicks... fat. I think being a fat chick, I can call myself that if'n I wanna.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/23/2009 10:49:57 PM

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I will sadly be reluctant in the future to make such posts here CM.

you promise?

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/23/2009 10:58:24 PM

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You aren't the only "lucky" one, Peppermint. Did you get a friend invite, too? LOL

Nope..no friend invite WyldHrt. Not surprised after what I wrote back. Then I had to delete and block him cause he wrote again. Seeing him write on the forum is bad enough. For a guy getting ready to swing all night he has spent a lot of time in the forum tonight.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/23/2009 11:05:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

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Okay, good. I was worried that I was the only one laughing my rear end off here.

From looking at the number of members viewing this thread, I have a feeling that many are

ETA- Funny, I don't remember seeing Mr. "TheScene" at the Orgy noises party last month....

You know, I believe you are quite right about that. In fact, I haven't particularly noticed Mr 'is the scene' at a damn thing I've attended since moving here.

As for coming to the forums to ask for a date, I don't think the problem is that it's a bad idea. I'm pretty sure some of us could do it and have a successful result.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/24/2009 5:08:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

He doesn't lub me cuz I called fat chicks... fat. I think being a fat chick, I can call myself that if'n I wanna.

Cali

fat chick sounds so much cooler than "morbidly obese broad" like i am.

i wanna be a fat chick instead, then i can be cool too

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/24/2009 10:02:05 AM

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Is that your hat in your avatar, or is it some kind of misshapen condom?

I do believe that may be a rare sighting of the legendary Grand Poohbah Hat. It only appears once every 100 years to sit on the head of someone who is "the scene". The appearance of this chapeau was originally recorded in the Ancient Slave Training Houses of Europe, and is one of the few surviving secret traditions from that era that may be revealed to the uninitiate.

The correct social response to the wearer of the Grand Poohbah Hat is to place one's thumbs in one's ears and wiggle one's fingers vigorously while making a loud "thbbbppppt" sound. This is believed to be an homage to the highly respected Loyal Order of Waterbuffalo and its ancient grandmasters, Fred F. and Barney R. Alternatively one may also be correct in tapping one's finger on one's forehead and then gently rotating it around your temple.

The origin of this gesture has been lost in the mists of time due to the strict secrecy maintained by these Ancient European Houses, but it is said that a truly worthy postulant will instinctively be able to divine its meaning. No doubt, so will the wearer of the hat.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/24/2009 10:15:14 AM

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Am I the only one that wonders what he's gonna do with the lawn mower in his pix.

I'm not really into blood sports, but a party sounds fun... and I'm not real busy right now.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/24/2009 10:17:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

He doesn't lub me cuz I called fat chicks... fat. I think being a fat chick, I can call myself that if'n I wanna.

Cali

fat chick sounds so much cooler than "morbidly obese broad" like i am.

i wanna be a fat chick instead, then i can be cool too

Hey, why don't we form a Fat Chick club? Strict weight requirements which will be enforced, drop below that weight....yer out.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/24/2009 10:19:29 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

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I AM "the scene," miss sirsholly

I have a huge penis. It's gigantic. Really. I'm only telling you this so that you know. I'm not the least bit insecure about my penis size at all. In fact it's the biggest and most important penis on the scene. I'm totally satisfied with it. I don't have any problems with my penis size whatsoever.

But does anybody know where I can buy a reliable enlarging device? Or some Viagra?

ROFLMAO

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/26/2009 12:53:54 AM

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/26/2009 2:50:04 AM

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Well, you've got the motion right and the stick almost works. However, it's probably a bit exaggerated and I doubt the stick is detachable.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/26/2009 10:45:24 AM

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OK I red through every reply to this thread and this is by far the best. BTW can you all not see that this person (thepassionateman) is a lost cause? Some people can't be reasoned with.

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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

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ORIGINAL: Rule

Is that your hat in your avatar, or is it some kind of misshapen condom?

I do believe that may be a rare sighting of the legendary Grand Poohbah Hat. It only appears once every 100 years to sit on the head of someone who is "the scene". The appearance of this chapeau was originally recorded in the Ancient Slave Training Houses of Europe, and is one of the few surviving secret traditions from that era that may be revealed to the uninitiate.

The correct social response to the wearer of the Grand Poohbah Hat is to place one's thumbs in one's ears and wiggle one's fingers vigorously while making a loud "thbbbppppt" sound. This is believed to be an homage to the highly respected Loyal Order of Waterbuffalo and its ancient grandmasters, Fred F. and Barney R. Alternatively one may also be correct in tapping one's finger on one's forehead and then gently rotating it around your temple.

The origin of this gesture has been lost in the mists of time due to the strict secrecy maintained by these Ancient European Houses, but it is said that a truly worthy postulant will instinctively be able to divine its meaning. No doubt, so will the wearer of the hat.

< Message edited by howahkan -- 10/26/2009 10:57:21 AM >

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/26/2009 5:22:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: howahkan

OK I red through every reply to this thread and this is by far the best. BTW can you all not see that this person (thepassionateman) is a lost cause? Some people can't be reasoned with.

Thank you. *takes a not-so-humble bow* So glad you found some entertainment value therein. I agree that the OP is not expected to receive much of this value, even assuming he is able to fully comprehend it. Which is by no means a default assumption.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/26/2009 8:59:38 PM

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I guess what I can not understand is why you need a submissive or a slave to attend a swinger party? is it a cross between swing and BDSM event? Why would you advertice for a stranger to take to a sex party on a BDSM site? Not all who are involved in BDSM swing, and often BDSM is not welcome at swinger events.

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RE: I require a sub or slave to attend an event with me - 10/27/2009 4:02:28 PM

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Just wanted to say "Thanks for the entertainment"

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