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BitaTruble -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 4:03:52 PM)

I admit I have a rather large, very ugly wasp (or something) trapped between the sliding glass door and the sliding screen.

I admit I have no idea what to do about it!



poise -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 4:27:03 PM)

I Admit, channel your inner ninjarette, and open the glass door just enough to unlock the screen.
Then, sneak around to the outside of the house and slide open the screen. Then run like hell!
Whatever you do, do not let said waspy thing read this!



BitaTruble -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 4:31:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

I Admit, channel your inner ninjarette, and open the glass door just enough to unlock the screen.
Then, sneak around to the outside of the house and slide open the screen. Then run like hell!
Whatever you do, do not let said waspy thing read this!


Alas, this door leads to our second floor balcony. That said, the convention/trade show is over and Himself will be home at his usual time rather than working till he's dog tired and to the wee hours so I'm thinking it's Knight in Shiny Armor time and I can suffer the waspy thingy till he gets home!



poise -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 4:34:32 PM)

In that case, save your ninjarette skills for another day, close the curtains, and think of it no more!
It may actually be dead by the time your Knight arrives. That's usually the condition I find them in, which is fine by me!



ARIES83 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 4:39:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

I Admit, channel your inner ninjarette, and open the glass door just enough to unlock the screen.
Then, sneak around to the outside of the house and slide open the screen. Then run like hell!
Whatever you do, do not let said waspy thing read this!


Alas, this door leads to our second floor balcony.


Nobody said it was going to be easy. [:D]



BitaTruble -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 5:01:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

In that case, save your ninjarette skills for another day, close the curtains, and think of it no more!



Close the curtain! ::slaps head and dohs:: Of course.

There is no spoon. There is no spoon.



BitaTruble -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 5:05:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ARIES83


Nobody said it was going to be easy. [:D]



Have you been innoculated against WADS? (Wise-ass Dom Syndrome)

I'm thinking.. no. [8D]



ARIES83 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 5:11:25 PM)

[sm=jaw.gif]



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 5:12:28 PM)

I admit this is one day I feel invisible to the world.

I admit my dad called and asked if I'd go to my sister's for Thanksgiving on Monday, and to come over on Sunday. Until it was decided that no, Sunday wasn't good but I could sleep over on Monday night.

I know something is planned for Sunday and that I'm not invited. So it has to be that they're going to my sister's boyfriend's mom. This is NOT a guess, they've done it before.

I hate things being kept secret, it makes me feel like I don't count for much, nothing new with my sister, that's her whole outlook on life with me and my dad won't say a word to her.

I admit this is it for admits. I'm about to start to cry now.



BitaTruble -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 5:32:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ARIES83

[sm=jaw.gif]

I think you have the wrong impression of me. I suggest an archive search for TrubledTimes. You might like the Gory Ones Satire to start or feel free to go with DommeFlambe, Switch or even Ancient European D/s Houses. If it's your thing, you can even search out my Trubled S'Cat article.

It will give you a more well-rounded picture until my next issue comes out. ::just chuckles::



dcnovice -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:05:31 PM)

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'm about to start to cry now.


I admit I have big hugs for poohbear!



ARIES83 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:07:37 PM)

Luckily I'm not a "Gory one" I can assure you,
If I was, I'd be thoroughly roasted. [8|]

Sorry to hear that poobear, I'll spend the next
few hours constructing an elaborate internet
hug system for you!
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Ok this is the best I could do with my current
level of computer skillz...

(>^_^)>/(u,u)\



hausboy -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:07:51 PM)

I Admit...

I just had the yellow-jacket/bee expert in my house to remove a nest/rid my bedroom of yellow jackets, which apparently are close relatives of wasps.

here's what he told me to do about yellow jackets trapped between my screen and window--he said to open the window from the top (this only works if you have screens, double panes etc where you can open them from either the top or bottom) He said that most people try to open the window at the bottom thinking they'll fly out, but they always work their way out by working their way up. Saw it with my own two eyes.

Otherwise, as long as that sucker can't get in....leave 'em alone. When the temp gets colder, they'll die off soon anyway.



Hillwilliam -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:09:48 PM)

I admit my TENs unit came in the mail today. I'm using it on my back. It has evulllll possibilities.[:D]



yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:26:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


quote:

ORIGINAL: ARIES83


Nobody said it was going to be easy. [:D]



Have you been innoculated against WADS? (Wise-ass Dom Syndrome)

I'm thinking.. no. [8D]


I am thinking you might be onto something Bita!



BitaTruble -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:32:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ARIES83

Luckily I'm not a "Gory one" I can assure you,
If I was, I'd be thoroughly roasted. [8|]


(>^_^)>/(u,u)\

Doesn't matter. I'm an equal opportunity satirist! I've done doms, subs, slaves, masters, bottoms, tops, toys, activities, males, females, switches ... Like, South Park in Leather .. after 3 decades of writing these things, there are very few groups which have escaped my tongue in cheek sense of humor.

Certainly, they are not for everyone and a love of parody helps but it seems as if you didn't care for it and that's okay, too.

Just thought it would give you a more well-rounded view of my sense of humor.

I've been wrong before and no doubt will be again. ::shrugs::



ARIES83 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:35:22 PM)

[sm=m23.gif]



yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:41:28 PM)

Awww Aries........truth hurtin tonight?



ARIES83 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:46:35 PM)

[sm=shame.gif]Oh no u didint...



yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Admit It I........ (10/5/2012 6:49:47 PM)

Oh yes I did!



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